A bad logo is all it took for Yahoo! to make everyone talk about it.
Watch out! @marissamayer just discovered Coda from @panic and next weekend she will redesign yahoo.com.
I can literally feel the Yahoo! design team's heavy sigh's, knowing complete failure when a satisfied @marissamayer finally left the room...
If i could have a TV show created just for ME.... it would be called "The Tom Green & Andy Dick Show"... @MTV should make this happen.
Number THREE? I thought it was just called a sloppy TWO.
You know, if we were smart, we would have put the sombrero on the cow condom before we hung it from the ceiling.
Coworker: "Has anyone seen my pocket book?" Me: "You mean, like an iPhone?" #itsnot1988anymore
"So you make music?" "Yeah! I make REMIXES!" ... "So then your answer is no?"
Adding #MiracleWhip is the easiest way to waste food... even if somebody eats it, it's still consider wasted.
So after all that mental anguish and extensive brain damaging thought... tonight's brilliant idea is... "ducks"... yup, "ducks" #genius
"They must be out planning my surprise birthday party in, like... *head math pause*... 14 months!... wait, it has to be less than 12 right?
"Today my inspirational calendar is dumb... it's one of the top dumb ones" #OfficeQuotes
One time back in HS, this one kid put a fork into a light socket and got electrocuted so hard he bled through his forehead. #TrueStory
"I love my new Samsung Galaxy S4" paid for by Samsung ~ Sent from my iPhone #fail
Ok, here's challenge... MEGA MAN versus ARTIE THE STRONGEST MAN IN THE WORLD. Chuck Norris can be the ref. #PeteAndPete #MegaMan
Working at the @MiracleWhip factory must be difficult... its gotta take alot of upper body strength to jerk off that many horses
United States Trends
- 1. #WWERaw N/A
- 2. Spurs N/A
- 3. Louisville N/A
- 4. Gunther N/A
- 5. Dragon Lee N/A
- 6. FedEx N/A
- 7. Seth Trimble N/A
- 8. Ron Holland N/A
- 9. The Vision N/A
- 10. All 20 N/A
- 11. Pat Kelsey N/A
- 12. SOTU N/A
- 13. Vassell N/A
- 14. Floyd N/A
- 15. Jey Uso N/A
- 16. #RawOnNetflix N/A
- 17. COBOL N/A
- 18. Gavin N/A
- 19. State of the Union N/A
- 20. #AmericanIdol N/A
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