Benjamin Arthaud
@toasterlizard
I'm a realist I'm a romantic I am indecisive. And that's about it.
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After being asked about Critical Race Theory, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Mark Milley delivers an answer every American should watch.
Pointing to the flattened curve as evidence that we shouldn’t have gone through all the trouble to flatten it is the dumbest argument I’ve seen in a while—but, here we are.
I swear we are fighting two pandemics Covid 19 and Stupidity
Guys! Have you snagged a copy of the @springsteen anthology from @boneninkpress yet? I've got three to give away, and I'll even throw in a copy of my novel In-Between Days. Like & retweet, I'll randomly select three of you by the 14th #writingcommmunity #books
┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in this ┃╱╱╲╲ house ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we ▔▏┗┛▕▔ recite ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ The Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
"Your car was just stolen and taken on a joy ride and you're (NordVPN) quibbling about which buttons were pushed on the radio." - outstanding write-up by @zackwhittaker on the NordVPN hack. techcrunch.com/2019/10/21/nor…
“Who. Wrote. This??!” git blame Right. Well then.
The American people are tired of a president who is a liar, a fraud, a narcissist and a bully. They want leadership which unites us, not divides us. They want policies which work for all, not just the wealthy few.
THE COLLAPSE OF CIVILIZATION HAS WAY MORE SPIDER-MAN MOVIES THAN I HAD ANTICIPATED
This is the most inappropriate #MemorialDay comment that a @POTUS has ever made. Self-promotion on a day to remember the fallen, and wishing those remembering their deceased loved ones a “happy” holiday is appalling. #CadetBoneSpurs
I don’t remember the White House snowflakes being this offended when the President called a sitting Senator ‘Pocahontas’ in front of a group of Native American WWI heroes.
Was slightly mindblown when I discovered this. The two parts to the word “helicopter” are not “heli” and “copter”, but “helico” meaning spiral, and “pter” meaning one with wings, like pterodactyl.
If you're going down in flames, might as well light off a couple of fireworks and pop some corn, right?
what if the next comms director is just scaramucci again but wearing a large, ridiculous fake mustache
The Greeks never did a Winter Olympics. This stuff is just fan fiction.
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