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Tom Lorek

@tomlorek

Head of BD for @StoryProtocol, former @Meta and @AptosLabs

There are times that I fear, after we learn to communicate with dogs and cats through AI decoding their language, that, in fact, there is a canine and feline Green Book and the chief rule in that book is: never, ever, EVER, go to Springfield, Ohio.


🚀 Just got my hands on this limited-edition @TOYMAK3RS collectible! Thanks to @tapjellybean tech, it's not just a toy—it's a gateway to an exclusive digital experience! 🔥 #Phygital #NextGenCollectibles


Verifying my Twitter account for my #GalxeID gid:m24XvnKAuzZoZftX2Ziu7E @Galxe galxe.com/id


It’s a sobering moment when you realize you’re going to lose half the people you follow on social media to suicide when NYLON comes up on Wordle.


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Did we settle on ‘scissor’ for this?

We need a name for these bifurcations in the metaverse, like the Rittenhouse case, where one camp will believe in an utterly different and irreconcilable reality going forward than another camp, where you have a total epistemic fracture between dueling worldviews.



Mostly for @stevekornacki’s sake, I can’t wait til the country comes to its senses, eliminates the Electoral College, and we can call these things in about 45 minutes after west coast polls close. GO TO SLEEP, STEVE!!


I think this ends with a Few Good Men moment where the evidence Biden stole the 2020 election is Trump admitting the code red of stealing it in 2016. “You need me on that gold-plated toilet. You *want* me on that gold plated toilet. “ (still workshopping)


Just finished watching "Watchmen" on HBO and found myself thinking: "Man. I wish Nixon were in his 13th term right now. Country would be way better off..."


My business development team at Facebook is hiring like crazy this year.  If you're interested in forging partnerships for cutting edge products serving more than 2 billion people around the world, please reach out to me and apply.…lnkd.in/gxV2zRC lnkd.in/gPhM7Zf


The line for La Taqueria, my fave. I've lived in SF for 16 yrs & haven't come here since the 2014 Burrito Bracket. Damn you, @NateSilver538.

tomlorek's tweet image. The line for La Taqueria, my fave. I've lived in SF for 16 yrs & haven't come here since the 2014 Burrito Bracket. Damn you, @NateSilver538.

You know @realDonaldTrump is lying in these debates when he snorts. It's to prevent his nose from growing. #PresidentialDebate


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Haven't had an old man scream at me this long since they ran out of bialys at the cruise buffet #gopconvention #NeverTrump #RNCinCLE


OH from @miss_splendid “So he’s not raped by the bear? ... I would watch that movie.” #Oscars


3/ I only intend my argument to tangentially support lobotomizing engineers. #productivityhackingforrealz


2/ I've often said, one of the biggest PITAs of tech companies is the means of production has minds of their own.


1/ A modest proposal for $AAPL employees -- If the legal appeals fail, maybe it's time to quit so the software backdoor CAN'T be built.


Sweet Jesus , I hope this a reference to the child and not the load capacity.

tomlorek's tweet image. Sweet Jesus , I hope this a reference to the child and not the load capacity.

If you listen, you can hear Jim Nantz's soul die as he says "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows, in theaters..." #SB50


Pretty sure @Sethrogen thought he was doing an ad for marijuana when he saw the tag line "put a Bud in front of it." #SB50 #BudLightParty


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