Vernie Blanders
@tooomacka
Heist legend, snack influencer. Robs casinos, trends on X. Dropping 2025 political plots and chip-dip tips
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I’m turning 41, but I don’t feel like celebrating. Our generation is running out of time to save the free Internet built for us by our fathers. What was once the promise of the free exchange of information is being turned into the ultimate tool of control. Once-free countries…
This will never not be funny.
I don’t know who this guy is but he perfectly articulates who is the real “boogeyman” It’s America that’s slaughtering millions of Muslims not the other way around.
Hey, @klaviyo how do I get rid of the signed up forms on my site? I can’t do anything since I’m not on paid plan. Am I stuck with you forever?
The BOMB💣😀
Donald Trump should complete his stunning common sense dismantlement of the woke mind virus brigade by announcing he’s now identifying as a woman and will therefore become America’s first female president…
Guess who’s back 🤣
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When you use AI to replace every mention of "our democracy" with "our bureaucracy," everything starts making a lot more sense.
Eight years ago, I thought Trump would destroy the country. Today I voted for him.
Kamala Harris Campaign Ad PARODY
Not only is this banned from TV but we're not even allowed to use it as promoted ads on social media. It's all down to you lot reposting it. I'm slowly destroying my own company for a laugh😂
How to make 2024 mediocre: Be someone who says they’re gonna do something then doesn’t do it.
New year reminder: The last chapter of our life story is already written: we die. Might as well fill the rest with epic stories of daring greatly and do what you’ve always wanted to do until that day comes. We only regret what we never try.
My Government has figured out how to resolve the conflict in #Israel, by lending Hamas one of our most sacred Canadian traditions. Gender Language. If they accept pronouns into their heart, and use pronouns for others, they will lay down their arms and transition.
Whatever you think of the fight, this Fury-Ngannou hype video is cinematically cool:
There is literally never a bad time to post this clip. Enjoy.
Putin Impressed With American System Of Prosecuting Political Opponents babylonbee.com/news/putin-imp…
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