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Tori Thomas

@torithomasradio

Audacy Wilkes-Barre Promo Whore Student of spirituality

Stop asking me if I want a receipt after I buy something. Can I return what I bought without a receipt? No? Then give me the freakin’ receipt.


If I’m in bed and a thunderstorm rolls in, I pull the covers all the way up to my neck. Because…. Monsters!


Of course @WillTrentABC is boxing in a suit.


Everything you need to know about me can be summed up in this sentence: I come from a place of love and service - always. Spite, anger, revenge and not a part of my spirit.


. @LumeDeodorant has convinced women that we have odor in every crack & crevice. The rest of the industry is ripping them off. How about everyone find a way to lower the price, please? Thank you


I work in the media. I’m literally surrounded by non-stop news, weather, & information. So why is my butt wet? Because I don’t pay attention & left my car window down


Such a fun segment on @GMA with @Wolfiesmom I laughed so much I didn't keep track of your cooking instructions. You were beaming talking about @WolfVanHalen - and you should


Hold my calls, lock the door, and everyone be quiet. It's time for @WillTrentABC #Willtrent


I somehow miss the season premiere of @WillTrentABC this week. Thankfully it’s on again tonight. Yay me! #WillTrent


How old am I? I'm "I just sneezed and knocked my back out" years old.


If sleeping ever becomes an Olympic sport, you can count on me to bring home the gold!


There's so much static electricity in my apartment, I fear a small animal could be electrocuted. Where's the cat? #GriffinIsOk


Found #Red on TV tonight. #brucewillis is one of the best action heroes of our time.


A guy just walked out of my apartment building dressed in full camo carrying a crossbow. #AnotherDayInParadise


Flock of geese flying over Wilkes-barre - in December - not weird at all


If you hear that I perished in a car accident, please know that my final words were, “headlights bright enough a-hole” and THIS was the last thing I saw.

torithomasradio's tweet image. If you hear that I perished in a car accident, please know that my final words were, “headlights bright enough a-hole” and THIS was the last thing I saw.

I’d be in great shape financially if I didn’t need to eat. #myWalletIsEmpty


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