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OMG just saw a video where a Tory discovers compassion for the first time. I’m not crying, you’re crying.


#ToryFail, laugh of evil.

The Tory leader of Dartford cutting the ribbon on another foodbank today. The choice for Dartford next year couldn’t be clearer. More foodbanks with the Tories or a Labour administration genuinely committed to supporting residents through the Conservative cost of living crisis.

JonathonHawkes's tweet image. The Tory leader of Dartford cutting the ribbon on another foodbank today. The choice for Dartford next year couldn’t be clearer. More foodbanks with the Tories or a Labour administration genuinely committed to supporting residents through the Conservative cost of living crisis.


You’re all losers.

Everywhere you look Britain is waking up after the long and difficult processes of Brexit and Covid. My comment for ⁦@Daily_Expressexpress.co.uk/comment/expres…



.@DPJHodges is the charge of the light brigade.


Boris is certainly bull.

Pyongyang-style.

AdamBienkov's tweet image. Pyongyang-style.


I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if hundreds of Tory Councillors suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something good has happened.


I think Tories should run under the ballot paper title: Your local bullshitter.


Tories see the retirement of servants as ‘loss of a vital service’. #ToryFacts


Why does everyone call him ‘Boris’ when his real name is Twat Sparrow?


Just swiped right on Truth app.

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So which Tories are making money out of the Rwanda deal?


Crucifixion is now Home Office Policy. #ToryFail

Wishing everyone a very #HappyEaster!

pritipatel's tweet image. Wishing everyone a very #HappyEaster!


On This Day in History: after betraying Jesus, and mid-resurrection, Judas Iscariot is spotted at Barnards Castle.


I can’t believe the @Conservatives don’t have the word ‘Easter’ on their leaflets. Not like the olden days. Gone all woke.


The @johnredwood Easter message no doubt includes how the Romans were opposed to fracking.


Boris Johnson is sitting in Downing St when a letter pops through the letterbox. Opening the letter he says: “Phew, it’s another Fixed Penalty Notice, thought it was another paternity test.”


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