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I’m not gonna front. Fatso looks good in his mug shot.


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RIP. Reminds me of what I consider one of the greatest lines in the history of the Washington Post, from the great Shirley Povich: “Jim Brown, born ineligible to play for the Redskins, integrated their end zone three times yesterday.”

BREAKING: Jim Brown, a Pro Football Hall of Famer who retired at the peak of his brilliant career to become an actor as well as a prominent civil rights advocate, has died. He was 87. apne.ws/tqDf0d2

AP_NFL's tweet image. BREAKING: Jim Brown, a Pro Football Hall of Famer who retired at the peak of his brilliant career to become an actor as well as a prominent civil rights advocate, has died. He was 87.

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So, Starbucks is now in the speedball biz?

The new Starbucks drink has a potentially fragile combination: caffeine, which is a stimulant, and olive oil, which is a relaxant. cnn.it/3ZVzOsa



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I. Don’t. Care. If. You’re. Christian.


Just for curiosity’s sake, how dark is Archie, anyway?


If Donnie tries a bit, I think he could get impeached a third time before he’s done


This American carnage ends soon


Leni Riefenstahl, on her best day, couldn’t have done it any better.


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Now he misses in the snow


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I propose a kitten-fortified border shrub instead of a wall. Who’s with me? #WednesdayWisdom


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