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Ms. Gale

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Leadership Team meetings, unwrapping documents, Google for Education training, SEI endorsement course, prep to teach a new course. Do I get time to put my classroom back together?

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Just found myself thinking that I wish my dishwasher had an answer key. I think I meant instruction manual. #teacherproblems


A student brought his home-tanned fox skin to school today. The smell of smoke was overwhelming. #ruralschool #teacherproblems


Overheard today: "...so I broke up with him and then my dad chased him around town with an ax." #smalltown #imscared


5% of our students were suspended today. One left in handcuffs and one did a runner. #teacherproblems #oneofthosedays


Test question: What % of skiers taking vitamin C did not get a cold? Student answer: “like 0.879%" #kidsthesedays #teacherproblems


A violent fight between exes certainly livens up class. #teacherproblems #everyoneisok


The schedule says you’re taking the juniors at 9:00 but instead you took them at 1:00. Yes, I'm a little miffed. #teacherproblems


Oh, you want me to excuse you from another class to make up the test you skipped in my class? #teacherproblems #doilookstupid


That one teacher who's always mysteriously absent when the state visits. #playinghooky #teacherproblems


By all means, take the students on a field trip four days before finals. We're not doing anything important. #teacherproblems


What a day: two broken bones and one threat against the school. #teacherproblems #whenisfallbreak


Me: "The abbreviation for 'standard' is rather unfortunate." *writes "std" on the board* | Student: "Gotta catch 'em all."


Our grading program frequently deletes grades. I'm done fighting it. If my grades are wrong, I don't care. #teacherproblems #technology


A student yelled at me today: You don't care anything about any of us! You're just here for the money! #what? #teacherproblems


After one week on rules of exponents, Alg 2 student multiplies all constants by exponents on quiz. 15y^3=45y #mathteacherproblems #exponents


Looking forward to another week of feeling like I'm walking backward on a moving walkway. #justkidding #teacherproblems


Ms. Gale a reposté

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Fixing this should be on the teacher license exam #teachergoals

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Of course my Algebra I students can't solve equations. They don't know how to add integers. #mathteacherproblems


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