abby
@translucentabby
leader of the no poke society
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hi we’re golf it up and youre watching disney channel
i’m just going to get weirder, hotter and more whimsical and i love that for me
You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
Normalize returning to toxic people if they make you horny enough
my friends are so lucky i can’t do a backflip, i would be so fucking annoyinggg
sometimes i lie for no reason it gives me a thrill
Gestures to make you more elegant and feminine
At least we don’t have to see Charlie Kirk’s idiotic take about this
They shot a white lady in the face 3+ times and the president is justifying it. And denied a white man doctor the chance to offer her care. That’s where we are now.
When it does happen, I hope it’s not on a holiday. I want it to have its own day, because it will be a world wide celebration.
Cancel your World Cup tickets, cancel your travel plans to the US. Embargo the fuck out of us. Sanction our athletes, our businesses. Do whatever you gotta do, world.
"If we get rid of ICE how will we enforce immigration?" I simply do not give a fuck about doing that. Countries and borders are fake and regulating human movement is violence.
my skin is so soft and my lips are so needy and what are you doing so far away from me
Get your vaccines, abort your children, smoke weed, hate the government
my parents at 26: okay, now that we are married & successful in our careers in education/law, time to buy a house & have kids me at 26:
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