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Sorry ladies I’m already like a brother to someone else.

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I can't believe how perfectly this summarizes everything right now. This was prophecy. Who knew.


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My kids: how did you learn to drive in the snow Me: in 1997


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Q: How much cocaine were ABC executives on when they green lit Bigfoot and Wildboy? A: All of it.


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Thoughts and prayers for the rival dad across the street who just missed trash pickup 3 days before Christmas.


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The random dude I gave a bump of coke to in Cancun last December has given us $200,000 worth of business this year.


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Those defending the drug smugglers and their organizations have never heard a baby born addicted to opiates cry and it shows. I have- and I’ll remember the poor baby’s pained wails as the somber faced social worker took them away from their mother in a car seat, possibly forever.…


Unbelievable!

A monkey has been euthanized at the San Francisco Zoo after it wouldn't stop repeatedly pressing the 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲

USN_Submariner's tweet image. A monkey has been euthanized at the San Francisco Zoo after it wouldn't stop repeatedly pressing the
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There was a lot of cocaine in the 80s.


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Five Guys Now Offering 50-Year Burger Financing buff.ly/vxfAj2X

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Oh wow! The northern lights are amazing!

manhattanmaker's tweet image. Oh wow! The northern lights are amazing!

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we’re all in this together 🍽️

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I think about this several times per day. 🤣


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The dramatic intro in Slayer's “Seasons in the Abyss” is thanks to Dave Lombardo. He builds tension expertly. Instead of simply keeping the beat, it’s his fills—similar to Bill Ward’s work on “War Pigs”—that gradually lead us to a certain point, at which he starts to groove.


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BREAKING: areal photograph reveals Donald Trump's new $250M "ballroom" is nearing completion.

PaulleyTicks's tweet image. BREAKING: areal photograph reveals Donald Trump's new $250M "ballroom" is nearing completion.

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Truth could use a little help, bullshit seems to have a lot of help nowadays.

dutch1777real's tweet image. Truth could use a little help, bullshit seems to have a lot of help nowadays.

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To all you leftists protesters and the No Kings attendees, this is what the left doesn’t want you to hear. Watch this, this has been true throughout history and you are being used. Their cause isn’t your cause, think for yourself and you will see you are on the wrong side of this…


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I have fired the writer who penned this @TheBabylonBee article, since The Bee is supposed to be satire.

The_Kyle_Mann's tweet image. I have fired the writer who penned this @TheBabylonBee article, since The Bee is supposed to be satire.

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