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@treecorpse
divorced lesbian dad of 2
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If someone murdered me the loot drop would be hard mountain dews and chip dip
experimenting with gender by looking like shit
me (still in a weird time in my life): sorry that was a weird time in my life
going to start doing this
Does anyone know if we have to tomorrow
Maybe I’ll get into religious psychosis
they should name a personality disorder after me
Thread of images like these: 🐛 (blurry bugs with names)
no rizz just neurodivergent loser lesbian
Need to commit acts of lesbianism soon
It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 27 Jan 2014 (via @twi_age).
A bit of tardigrades
gen z will never know how good it felt to say “that’s SO gay” about something that was objectively not gay at all
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