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Philip LaFresque

@trophaIIaxis

I've had trouble sleeping with both eyes closed.

clarence is one hell of a name


What a horrid poindexter, says the physics professor at the archaeologist.


dear god please make him chew with my mouth closed. you're gross, clarence.


its a lot more fun since daniel got dumped on our doorstep. philip used to ignore me mercilessly


We're quite a spectacle, honestly.


There is so much bread.


Clarence dared me to see if the breadsticks truly are endless. We've been here since seven. Daniel has made friends with the waitstaff.


Wait until he sees an Olive Garden.


Typing a paper. I look back five minutes later and Clarence has written 'My name is Philip and I am a total hack". Thank you.


hes like a excited puppy


wwait philip did you see that


kiddo found out about plumbing today were all very proud of him


ur takin this real well.


(oh good play it safe sure Look, I'm not sure if he's actually dangerous or not yet. so you invite him in for tea good job)


(There's. Clarence, what do you think. there's no way that guys lying he literally cant Yes, but. That's so long ago. explains the drugs.)


(We are not going to eat an entire cake. ok but why not we can share with ur new bf. its up to you whether thats best friend or boyfriend-)


now im hungry. hey philip let's get a cake after this guys backstory is over


ive seen some terrible liars in your time but this guy takes every bit of that cake


i still cant believe ur lettin this guy stink up the place what got into you


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