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Some of y’all never begged for one of these and were told no as a kid and it SHOWS
My grade 6 ass back in the day copy and pasting “Tbh your rlly nice and funny and we should talk more rate-bms”
Some of y’all never had to share a bedroom with your sibling growing up and it shows
Me hungover: I’m never drinking again I’m being serious this time I’m over this [3 days later] Friend: so there’s a par- Me: DiD sOmEonE sAy pArTy
*at social event* Someone: What time is it? My brain: Just be normal Just be normal Just be normal Me:Time isn’t real.We are constantly living in the present.Time is just a concept we invented, simply an illusion. There is no past, no future. Just different versions of now.
I literally haven’t done physical exercise in years like I’m not even joking holy shit should I go wild and run for a second or something idk I’m feeling goofy today
Kanye west is the epitome of those bitches that aren’t afraid to double text
Me:h- Verified Twitter account: [random airplane company] SUCKS!!!! They lost MY bags how DARE they everyone go send them hate😡
If I could go to heaven right now and only ask god one question I would ask him wtf all those instagram girls are laughing about at the end of their videos
Anyone: *hurts me, does all my pet peeves, and is extremely loud and obnoxious * Me: Sibling: *breathes* Me: CAN YOU STFU YOUR ACTUALLY SO ANNOYING LIKE WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU I HATE YOU SM
Person: what’s up? Brain: Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Don’t say it Me: good!
Me: *finally gets that bread* can I ask you a question? Bread: Me: Be honest do you think I’m cute?
“Cancer signs care about the people they love” Cancer sign: OMG THATS SO ACCURATE I CARE ABOUT THE PEOPLE I LOVE!!!😱😱😳 Every other sign: truuuu I don’t give a damn about the people I love😌
God looking down at me dancing to the music that’s in my earbuds but not being able to hear it
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