Casey
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The “you’re required to carry ID already” people need to get a grip. You’re not. I leave the house without it all the time. I go for a run, walk to a coffee shop, or go to a park. There’s no federal “keys, phone, wallet, papers, please” law. Stop justifying a descent into fascism
Daughters are no longer raised to be wives. They're raised to be people. And some people are really not okay with that. They're not being taught to sacrifice themselves for the comfort of others. Not being told that marriage is the finish line. Not being conditioned to make…
I know this is gonna piss so many people off but there is a popular saying on the Chinese internet says "Even a top tier man is just an average woman". Someone wrote "A man who doesn't smoke, doesn't cheat, doesn't drink, doesn't gamble, no criminal records, stable job, cooks,…
In health class we had to make a PowerPoint on birth control and I picked a vasectomy
Maybe I’m too much of a European, but I honestly can’t understand how so many Americans find it perfectly natural to be shot in the head on the spot for the slightest act of disobedience toward any sort of law enforcement. You might wanna revisit that "land of the free" thing.
One of the best monologues in present time😂😂
men are 100% more emotional than women, society just likes to pretend that anger and impatience aren’t emotions.
Like....if you not a Gaylor after learning about this...you kinda dumb
twelve years ago today, victoria’s secret aired a parisian commercial starring their angels to “waiting game” by banks in between segments three and four taylor later went on to sample this song in ‘don’t blame me’ november 13, 2013
If I was waken up by a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away
Losing it over this therapy horse that vigorously plays the piano to wake kids up from anesthesia
so basically women read everything and men hate fun
Books men like to read vs. Books women like to read:
sorry i never responded to your text, i’ve been busy being paralyzed by my own inability to do basic tasks that are piling up
no noise november. everyone shut up
The thing about me is I need you so much closer
if you live somewhere where you regularly see lizards, that’s a form of privilege. and likewise if you live somewhere with no lizards, you’re basically oppressed
i hate gay halloween what do you mean you’re diana from the honey bunches of oats commercials
Tired of talking to selfish chuds, look at the intern’s dog, he was a gummy cluster in our work dog parade
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