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Tim Schumer

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I'm stuck in France but Netflix has the new season of archer. So. We're good. #priorities


Finally get to watch a GoT episode live! Damn, this show will break your soul


Tastes change, but Apple cinnamon oatmeal remains disgusting. #varietypack


I want to join Crossfit but idk if I can get over the pretentiousness. "Welcome to the box"


One more week till I'm Buffalo bound


All moved. Thankful that it's over. Just in time to not watch any more Thunder games. Bummer


Report: teenagers turn from Facebook to Twitter. I don't understand Twitter. I'm old. #fiddlesticks


I have a Twitter for up to the minute severe weather warnings. #Oklahoma


I feel like Forest Gump running across the nation. All y'all keep following me but I have nothing to say.


Weird seeing my hometown on the discovery channel.


Rig Crew: "We have more time than they have money." Me: "Damnit" #allday


Headed back home. Denver, it's been real.


Hike in the mountains, still snow round these parts.

tschumer's tweet image. Hike in the mountains, still snow round these parts.

It's a Tim sandwich with a Mitch in the middle. #NotEnoughBeds


"Singing" along to titanium with the boys


Alright Twitter. Let's give it a go


Tim Schumer reposted

"The store that's been a part of your life for 150 years." HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM??? #MacysParade


watching LOST like it's my job


That is why they don't let people drink until they're 21. So that #ngcbarcrawls can only happen once in your collegiate years. @seanleyes


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