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it do be what it do be

Fixado

The drums


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pov i just found you throwing up on yourself in my bathroom

MrToDamnFunny's tweet image. pov i just found you throwing up on yourself in my bathroom

Taco Bell $0 Delivery Fee on Sundays is the pinnacle of knowing your brand


Swim up pool bar would change my life right now


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Hey I know we just met and this is your house but ima need the aux


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Name a more iconic trio than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.

notpopbase's tweet image. Name a more iconic trio than Kim, Kourtney and Khloe.


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Shazam but instead it tells me the name of this person I’ve already met half a dozen times


Taco Tuesday is Christmas for yappers but they get it every week


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silly 🪿

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eveoart's tweet image. silly 🪿

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Let’s Run It Back Ladies & Gentlemen, The Weekend


Thats so sick

i bought a new car battery and it was like $220 and the girl at auto zone said “wanna see how much it would cost if you needed 99 of them?” and i said “okay” so she typed 99 in the quantity and the price went to $23000 and she said “thats how much it would cost” and i said “okay”



Making sure to spread banger tweets so they still get the visibility they deserve


Asking randoms to hold your baby is insane


This, some horseradish, sunshine & a martini is the peak human experience

If anyone is feeling sad, lonely, or depressed, I just want you to know I am feeling none of those things right now

NoCapCapitalLLC's tweet image. If anyone is feeling sad, lonely, or depressed, I just want you to know I am feeling none of those things right now


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You really don't need brakes if your horn works. You're good.

Damn man I gotta stop putting $250 a day on these dinger parlays. My car doesn’t even have brakes. BUT WE GO AGAIN TODAY!



This is the type of content twitter is for


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Solo forearm tattoo is easily on par with a face tat


Marketing curator for Celsius is consistently popping off


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