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Turtlepushups

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I'm green

If you not going to a mets game why wear the full outfit 😕? That's weird !!!


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Heath Ledger would have turned 40 years old today. Happy Birthday to one of the best to do it. 🙏


It's not my circus it's not my monkey


Seems like even family turn on you Well in my case tried...


I want sea horse milk


Don't play with matches they are really not safe .


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If you call soda “pop” I’m going to assume you are 80 years old.


Yo my fucking wifi so fast I got a black eye watching porn #nighthawkx10


Did you pack a lunch before you go ?


I hate working Sundays


If we dating she better be fucking useful


I wanna fuck so hard tonight that tomorrow morning it takes me 20 minutes to find my clothes 💪


I'm guy so getting head is like what flowers is to females .


Sex on elevator cause we going places baby 😜😜


Happy New Year's mother fuckers 😀


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