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Two Headed Dog

@twoheadeddog

this is a joint Twitter for Dillon and Noah https://www.patreon.com/TwoHeadedDogComedy?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

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Two Headed Dog
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Jan 9

LIVE-STREAMING: PGA 2K21 w/ the Menendez brothers at 2pm est. youtube.com/@2headdog?si=-…

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Jan 7

2 new eps!! Me and Naim back together next week and we got some fun shit planned for the rest of the month!! This week we each lead separate journeys to our own respected promise lands. We can’t be stopped. Get on the Patreon.

dru_montana47's tweet image. 2 new eps!! Me and Naim back together next week and we got some fun shit planned for the rest of the month!! This week we each lead separate journeys to our own respected promise lands. We can’t be stopped. Get on the Patreon.
dru_montana47's tweet image. 2 new eps!! Me and Naim back together next week and we got some fun shit planned for the rest of the month!! This week we each lead separate journeys to our own respected promise lands. We can’t be stopped. Get on the Patreon.
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Two Headed Dog
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Jan 8

We are watching the Lord Of The Rings trilogy in one sitting this Sunday. youtube.com/@2headdog?si=G… Subscribe so you don’t miss it

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Two Headed Dog
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Jan 7

Not now kitten. Daddy has to TA his soft skills class

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Two Headed Dog
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Jan 3

I hate those dogs that are manicured in a way where it looks like they don’t have a butthole. That’s weird.

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Two Headed Dog
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Dec 31

If my lady called me gallant I would plotz

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Two Headed Dog
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Dec 31

Please pay no attention to the man pooping behind the door

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Two Headed Dog
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Dec 28

Tell Gucci Mane I’m here

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Two Headed Dog
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Dec 28

I was drunk when I said that and I apologized

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Dec 27

Niggas be like “I fucked Na’im baby mom” whoopty doo

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Two Headed Dog
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Dec 27

My pussy tastes like big red cola

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Two Headed Dog
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Dec 27

Fat chinned women married to derp husband make this big blue marble go round

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Two Headed Dog
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Dec 26

It’s Boxing Day and nobodies challenged me to a fight yet? Thanks woke!

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Two Headed Dog
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Dec 25

Everyone trying to keep Christ in Christmas but I’m just tryna keep him in my hat and make him control me like ratatouille

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Two Headed Dog
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Dec 23

We got a Japanese Christmas Special dropping at 6pm est TONIGHT! youtube.com/@2headdog?si=P…

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Two Headed Dog
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Dec 22

I bet my bussy taste like purple monster. Don’t tell nobody tho 😈

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Two Headed Dog
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Dec 20

Please make your crying baby my problem. I love that

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