Jasmin
@type420negative
I'm 21 and my life is pretty boring so I made this. IG;tequilafannybangers
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Ok I guess I'm back on Twitter. Who cares though am I right? :D
Me: "WHY AM I NOT LOSING MORE WEIGHT." Also me: Eats burrito as "light" snack.
Watching the MakeDamnSure music video. Bringing back so many memories. This used to be my favorite song ever!
Feel like my nose broke. But I know my nose ain't broke. What do I do but suffer.
Gonna go to the gym today instead. Anyone want to get chipotle with me afterwards? :3
Just remembered I forgot my wallet at home so I cannot buy the bath bomb. Nor the gas I so desperately need in my car. Yay Friday. (:
Gonna stop by the mall, buy me a Lush bath bomb then go home and relax in the tub with it. Finally Friday!!
What am I supposed to do? Fall asleep on my way home and die? Try crack-cocaine?? I'm not into ruining my life either way.
If I don't lose weight because of my coffee consumption that's ridiculous.
here's the long awaited video of me inserting a minion in my anus
I now understand why adults are angry all the time. Waking up early and driving in traffic all week. I'm pissed off and mad bout it.
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