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Maths. Physics. Teacher. Music. Basketball. Humans. |He, Him|

#asksbstdf how do the riders feel about people running with them on the road? I imagine it would be distracting and sometimes get in the way. #sbscycling #couchpeloton


What a finish!! What a ride! Congratulations @SimoClarke 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺#TDF2022


Haha, suck it @JoshFrydenberg!! Victoria says fuck off!!


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Very good


Scott Morrison is the 1-ply toilet paper of people


I often think to myself, “I should pay more attention to the day to day activities of politics.” Then I watch a clip of the petulant children yelling over each other and remember why I don’t.


It is not surprising that the people on the train who have their feet on seats, are not wearing masks.


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More ppl just straight up calling scomo a liar now is refreshing. Like it's been raining all day and journos bravely saying it's wet


This is good

IMPORTANT: Anyone under 40 who ALREADY has an AZ vaccination appointment at state clinic will be offered Pfizer when they turn up at their appointment. Do not cancel or change your appointment. This will be offered automatically. #covid19vic



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In the COVID-19 modelling, opening up at 70% vaccine coverage of the adult population with partial public health measures, we predict 385,983 symptomatic cases and 1,457 deaths over six months.


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Ladies and gentleman, the Prime Minister for 'that's not my job' and 'I'm not responsible'. #auspol


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It's only a Victorian lockdown if Dan Andrews personally announces it this is just sparkling confinement


Thanks @Channel7 for making the #AFLGF real hard to watch. Had to get an AFL live subscription and watch it on my phone because I don’t have one of your chosen devices. If it’s important enough for a public holiday, make it accessible.


Here is a dog.

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Suggestion: We call the inside of the elbow bend the armpit, and what was the armpit we call the shoulder pit.


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Hey Cam Fed Govt spends close to $20B a year on independent schools. You cool with those whose kids don’t attend one “opting out” of that tax too? Sport? Military?

IMPORTANT: Anyone under 40 who ALREADY has an AZ vaccination appointment at state clinic will be offered Pfizer when they turn up at their appointment. Do not cancel or change your appointment. This will be offered automatically. #covid19vic



Really makes you rethink complaining about haircuts or having to see loved ones via zoom

Thousands of people struggling under South Africa’s coronavirus lockdown have waited in kilometres-long lines for food aid, masks and sanitisers.



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The President is tested every day. Every single person he comes into contact with is also tested. If anyone tests positive, they are immediately quarantined and their contacts are tested. See? He DOES understand how to stop the virus. He just doesn't give a shit about YOU.


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