The Chris Michael®
@ubermudskipper
Old-school junglist in a top-40 world. Creative director by day, comedy by night.
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Can we all agree this should give Trump a pass on at least ONE small child from Epstein Island?
“Mom! Can we get Fukushima?” “No, we have Fukushima at home” The Fukushima at home:
“It’s just gonna ask you a couple questions,” I say, spinning my laptop around to my boss after congratulating me on a good quarterly earnings report.
What i post on facebook vs what I comment on other people’s posts
“Hey, wanna come over for pizza? I promise I won’t bring up how I think the president-elect was chosen by Christ and how I’m looking forward to his first day in office when he dismantles all federal regulatory agencies and deports millions of people to maintain white hegemony!”
“Thank you for all the incredible birthday wishes!!!!!” I post on facebook for the 43rd consecutive day
United States Trends
- 1. Super Bowl N/A
- 2. Super Bowl N/A
- 3. Sam Darnold N/A
- 4. Rams N/A
- 5. Stafford N/A
- 6. Vikings N/A
- 7. McVay N/A
- 8. Puka N/A
- 9. #RepublicDay N/A
- 10. #RHOP N/A
- 11. Tylil N/A
- 12. #BaddiesUSA N/A
- 13. #AKnightOfTheSevenKingdoms N/A
- 14. gerard N/A
- 15. Woolen N/A
- 16. Kupp N/A
- 17. #IndustryHBO N/A
- 18. Romeo N/A
- 19. Stacey N/A
- 20. Signal N/A
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