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Actually, like what the hell. One car accident, ER visit, and death of a friend later

Me on January 1st: “2026 is my year” Me on Monday, January 19th 2026:



Got in my first car accident today ever ughhh


This looks easy to yall?

Working while being a full time student



Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

EL PASO, Texas (AP) — Federal judges block Texas from using redrawn congressional maps that would boost the GOP in the 2026 midterm elections.



Idk why it took me this long but it has finally clicked. Republicans don’t want to stop gun violence they just want to be able to show up with another gun. They do not care about kids or black people or anybody getting shot. They just wanna pull up and join the party


How do I turn off the podcast transcription on the iPhone app? I don’t like looking at it while I listen @SpotifyCares @Spotify @spotifypodcasts


Seriously when is the last time we had a president this unhealthy and this unattractive

Dragging that right leg again yesterday.



Yall know he can’t read, right?

🚨 12.4 million names listed in the Social Security database were over 120 years of age



You have scammer drivers on your platform @lyft My driver wasted my time and tried to scam me, please help


Yall are weird!

🚨 12.4 million names listed in the Social Security database were over 120 years of age



Men be sooooo weird

Looking incredibly attainable



…… do you only wash when you get a wax?

Hate seeing pubic hair bussing out of a bathing suit. You’re welcome to do what you want, and I’m welcome to think you look like you stink.



Idk, most finance people I know live near the office

My teacher lives at school



Congrats on your abortion ❤️

We feel so incredibly blessed and can’t wait to meet our little girl aka baby Peanut soon. Now that we are getting close to “D” day, we’ve been looking back at all of the incredible adventures our little daughter has already had, and it’s exciting to think of all the future holds…

RepKatCammack's tweet image. We feel so incredibly blessed and can’t wait to meet our little girl aka baby Peanut soon. Now that we are getting close to “D” day, we’ve been looking back at all of the incredible adventures our little daughter has already had, and it’s exciting to think of all the future holds…
RepKatCammack's tweet image. We feel so incredibly blessed and can’t wait to meet our little girl aka baby Peanut soon. Now that we are getting close to “D” day, we’ve been looking back at all of the incredible adventures our little daughter has already had, and it’s exciting to think of all the future holds…
RepKatCammack's tweet image. We feel so incredibly blessed and can’t wait to meet our little girl aka baby Peanut soon. Now that we are getting close to “D” day, we’ve been looking back at all of the incredible adventures our little daughter has already had, and it’s exciting to think of all the future holds…


Your AI chatbot is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I’m having a problem with my ride and no one has helped me. Fix it now @Uber


You know that week between Christmas and new years where you never really know what day it is, there’s no school, you eat lots of leftovers, and just do random stuff around town? I used to think that time was for going from the end of the calendar all the way back to the top

What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?



Texas really has the dumbest people alive

Thank you Pastor for your leadership in my life!



We are living in the world led by insecure men omg

Countries are finally getting the taste of what happens when America isn’t playing patsy anymore. If they don’t like it, maybe they should’ve treated America with respect in the first place.



Shut up

girls be 5’9 talking about “i’m just a girl” you are a point guard



Do you know what a tax bracket is?


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