It is NOT okay to take your shoes off in a restaurant, and prop your feet up. That is not acceptable. Get your stanky feet out of here.
If you can't eat gluten, meat, onion, or garlic, you should probably not choose and Italian restaurant for your lunch.
I don't need your 2 hour story about why you don't like your soup, just tell me what you want instead.
"Where's your soup & salad? I don't see it." "Yeah, they hid it under the Soup & Salad section."
"Up front it said that you have new lunches, I don't see them!" "Well you have to open your menu to see them. They're on the first page."
"I'm sorry, we, like every other business, stopped accepting personal checks as a form of payment, cerca 2002."
"Can I get you another, is it a Manhattan?" "It is not, it's a double Disarono with gingerale and cherry." "...great. Want another?" "No."
If you do not know what you want to eat, then you're not ready to order.
Girl 1:"... and I grew too much, so my dress doesn't reach below my knees anymore." Girl 2:"Just wear shorter heals!" Girl 1:"OMG! True!"-_-
"I'll have the shrimp, but with broccoli." "Which shrimp?" "WHAT?!" "Which shrimp? We have a lot of shrimp dishes on the menu."
"I'm full!" "Haha, okay. I'll get you a box for the other half of your meal." "What?! No! I'm going to eat it!" ...?
"What types of iced tea do you have?" "Unsweetened or peach-raspberry" "Um, no I'll have sweetened" -_-
"Tom and I are against being rude." Emphatically says the woman who has forgotten about the phrases 'please,' and 'thank you.'
"You took my fork!" "Actually, you gave me your fork, but I'd be happy to get you another one."
Whenever I think it's too early in the day for contemplations of homicide, someone proves me wrong.
"What are mashed potatoes?" "...They are potatoes that have been mashed." "Oh! That sounds good. He'll have those."
"Did anybody need change that didn't get it?" I needed change!" "Your change was 3 cents. Do you want your 3 cents?" "...no."
"I'm going to grab you some more water. Can I get you anything besides the water, at the moment?" "Yeah, water." -_-
"I just came back from an all-natural foods retreat. So I'm going to need to be really picky about my food." "And you came to Olive Garden?"
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