uncanny_potato's profile picture. At times I feel the need to throw pineapples at the face of evil but in the present, I refrain

Height-deficient Hedgehog

@uncanny_potato

At times I feel the need to throw pineapples at the face of evil but in the present, I refrain

Pinned

I may be stuck with my demons but they are also stuck with me... who is really winning here


His name on my phone is "My Favorite Side Ho" even though hes my one and only ho


When he wants to hear all the tea more than you do, so you gotta keep up with your friends drama now


It's funny that when we were home sick as kids, we weren't allowed to play video games because it meant we were "well enough to go to school." But when we get older and get a mental illness like depression, we're expected to carry on like it doesn't exist


Hehe pakeg delivered

It has not even been shipped and I will make this everyone's problem



It has not even been shipped and I will make this everyone's problem

I ordered a new sports bra from gymshark and I am now living for the sole purpose of waiting upon It's arrival



I'm telling a guy how to properly wash/care for his hair and he's a huge fan of my advice. Most people are because my hair is great


You could write a perfectly logical and well-structured statement on here for a whole three likes. Meanwhile some corporate/political figure tweets that they like lemons and everyone explodes


Bruh they had cake in the cafeteria. I opened the container, the icing stuck to the top, and it fell apart faster than me when you present me with a moderate challenge

uncanny_potato's tweet image. Bruh they had cake in the cafeteria. I opened the container, the icing stuck to the top, and it fell apart faster than me when you present me with a moderate challenge

This is, to date, the funniest thing I've ever seen

Are you serious?!

EliErlick's tweet image. Are you serious?!


I ordered a new sports bra from gymshark and I am now living for the sole purpose of waiting upon It's arrival


I be like "I'm a fucking god" and then break down in tears over a chicken


If you have a nerd friend, just go "I love fairytales, especially batman." And watch them implode


There's people from Nanaimo that I used to be friends with that are already pregnant. Tf are they doing getting pregnant in a recession


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