unfitcoder's profile picture. NIT                                                                                 
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@unfitcoder

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Hyderabad biryani has more clarity than most people I’ve dated.


I love productivity tips from people who tweet all day.


No red flags, just lore.


Self-awareness ruined my life.


Day 1 of pretending I’m a responsible adult.


My heart emojis expired.


Some days I’m CEO. Some days I’m NPC.


Take this tweet and LEAVE.


Ghosting isn’t rude, it’s performance art.


Sorry I replied late, I was alive.


i ruin moments to feel something.


I left before i arrived.


love is rare. mixed signals are common.


Delhi I'm inside you

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they said ‘match energy’ — now we don’t talk.


my life is 90% 'it is what it is' and 10% 'wtf is this'.


We don’t break up. We just reduce the frequency of ‘haha’.


We flirt by saying ‘you ate?’ like it’s a love confession.


Life is tough. Ek bandi se what you do for fun over weekends puchliya , she thought ki ask out kar rha hu.


We don’t fall in love. We fall for people who can’t communicate.


Your standards aren’t high. You just stopped accepting nonsense.


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