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Shivam Pandey

@unwitty_orator

2-4 cliche terms to sound cool 🤹‍♂️😂

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Tukka Marne ki Ninja technique is the last hope for most of us

unwitty_orator's tweet image. Tukka Marne ki Ninja technique is the last hope for most of us
unwitty_orator's tweet image. Tukka Marne ki Ninja technique is the last hope for most of us

My friends whenever I come up with a new startup idea 💡😂


Mota bhai is Corona positive All MPs & MLAs of Congress should be tested and quarantined asap 😷 #AmitShah


Vikas Dubey killed in encounter as he tries to escape : Police


I'm missing delicious dishes more than my friends 🙅‍♂️🧘‍♂️


*How're we spending our quarantining period* Friend 1 - "I'm learning guitar online" Friend 2 - "I'm reading books" Me -

unwitty_orator's tweet image. *How're we spending our quarantining period*
Friend 1 - "I'm learning guitar online"
Friend 2 - "I'm reading books"
Me -

We loners are doing the same since the evolution of human civilization 🙇‍♂️😎🏋️‍♂️

unwitty_orator's tweet image. We loners are doing the same since the evolution of human civilization 🙇‍♂️😎🏋️‍♂️

Getting heartbroken once, then staying away from love for years, falling again in love after convincing yourself, only to be cheated again, be like -

unwitty_orator's tweet image. Getting heartbroken once, then staying away from love for years,
falling again in love after convincing yourself, only to be cheated again,
be like -

I'm having drinks with 2 friends (an Assamese girl and a Delhite guy). They're debating on CAA & NRC. Both are having totally different problems and solutions (assassination of our PM is only thing they agreed upon). I'm waiting for them to shut up and talk about Dabang 3 🤐


Dear government, we don't need CAB, we've our own vehicles and we can drive them well. 🤐


This could be us, but I choose Ola/Uber and you’re a fan of our finance minister

unwitty_orator's tweet image. This could be us, but I choose Ola/Uber and you’re a fan of our finance minister

If we don't feel satisfied at end of the day and don't feel excited for our upcoming day in the morning, something needs to be fixed in life 🧘‍♂️


To everyone who uploads sad quotes or unnecessary songs as their stories- MEMES DO EXIST #peace


Father - our son will be an engineer Mother - he'll a doctor Meanwhile son -

unwitty_orator's tweet image. Father - our son will be an engineer
Mother - he'll a doctor
Meanwhile son -

Me trying to face Dhoni supporters after an innocent troll on his today's performance 🙇🏻🙈


Girls in my class, manipulating the professor to get some extra marks 😂

unwitty_orator's tweet image. Girls in my class, manipulating the professor to get some extra marks 😂

Me: I'm a grown gentleman, I shouldn't text random girls. Also me :

unwitty_orator's tweet image. Me: I'm a grown gentleman, I shouldn't text random girls.
Also me :

Westeros was just like India, prisoners too could be a kingmaker in both places. #Tyrion


When you confront the male best friend of your girlfriend

unwitty_orator's tweet image. When you confront the male best friend of your girlfriend

Class monitor threw his badge away after being accused of partiality (Can't get his friends punished 😉)

unwitty_orator's tweet image. Class monitor threw his badge away after being accused of partiality 
(Can't get his friends punished 😉)

When I'm explaining my business ideas but my friends keep cracking shitty jokes instead of a serious conversation

unwitty_orator's tweet image. When I'm explaining my business ideas but my friends keep cracking shitty jokes instead of a serious conversation

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