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Paul. Yma o Hyd ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ

@unwizemonkey

I identify as 'unhinged' Democratic Socialist User of expletives Womble collector Avoider of Tin Foil Owns Crayons

Fact number #4567123 @Glooface does not wear a Poncho. The Poncho wears Glooey! Thank you for your attention in this matter.


Eureka moment! Physics, the notion of gravity acting on energy (energy is mass (E=MC2) cleared the preconceived notion gravity needs particles with mass to be able to act. Analogy; Iron filings and a magnet. Filings aren't acted upon by the force of magnetism. They are the force


Prophetic, don't you think? Youโ€™re not having thoughts. Thoughts are having you โ€” to know themselves.


Youโ€™re not a brain in a skull. Youโ€™re a ripple in the cosmic pond โ€” and the pond just noticed the ripple.


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We are on UK civil war watch since Elon has ordered a civil war here. Please report on your areas! All quiet in East Yorkshire!


Given the level of scandal being attached to The Royal family, not just Re Andrew but also for the last decade, who else thinks there should be a conversation about the validity of said family remaining as Head of State?


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I keep seeing AI shite of me popping up on YouTube. The general rule is that if I appear to say something that you agree with and you are a UFO nobber, flat earth bell end or think comet ATLAS 3i is a spaceship, itโ€™s fake.


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Cats don't do daylight savings time. Feed us. Now.


My thoughts today and tomorrow are with the people of Jamaica. Currently there is a Cat 4, with growing concern that it will be Cat 5 in strength when it makes landfall in the early hours (1:00am UK time) Cat 5 is total destruction and imminent threat to human life!


Start with this Gmt's. policies toward the ill and disabled. But you won't!

Iโ€™ve got straight to work with @Keir_Starmer to discuss how we will work closely together to defeat the forces of division and hate, and to reunite the country.

LucyMPowell's tweet image. Iโ€™ve got straight to work with @Keir_Starmer to discuss how we will work closely together to defeat the forces of division and hate, and to reunite the country.


News just in from No. 10. As a result of the new Digital ID, it is mandatory for all persons > 75 to be chopped up and used for firewood. This will negate the need for Winter Fuel Payments. Anyone not adopting this directive will have their Greggs rations reduced. That is all.


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Meanwhile, in the not wartorn but disaster capitalised UK, our average reading age is 9-11. Any comment @bphillipsonMP ? This is utterly disgraceful & a damning indictment of a "keep the prols in the dark" education system. This reading age does not produce excellence. It failsโ€ฆ

UNRWA educated the kids in Gaza so well they have a higher literacy rate than Israel.

LowStudies's tweet image. UNRWA educated the kids in Gaza so well they have a higher literacy rate than Israel.


UK PM, Keir Starmer says; 'Digital ID will enable the return of the Curly Wurly' (keep it going)


Nice to see the people of Caerphilly clearing out the invading frogspawn!


Dear @Keir_Starmer Will the disabled and ill need Digital ID to gain entry to the Workhouses?


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I have just seen the unedited footage of the October 7th attacks. Please read: What I saw was young men chopping off heads, shooting everything in sight, slaughtering little crying kids calling for their mummy, throwing grenades inside houses and cars and shelters, maimingโ€ฆ


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Is Blackrock a UK firm Rachel? Is Blackstone a UK firm Rachel? What does slashing burdensome red tape mean? What does deregulation actually entail? Who wins and who loses? Are people aware that astronomical amounts of public money is being funneled to corporations setting up shopโ€ฆ


And so it begins. To battle my friends. They live among us! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


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The optics of the #AstonVilla ban are truly appalling. How can it be that there is enough policing every weekend to maintain public safety when tens of thousands of pro-Palestinian supporters gather, but there isnโ€™t when itโ€™s maybe a 1000 Maccabi fans on the one night an Israeliโ€ฆ


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