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jaden

@uppermoon666

ancient oracle of shit no one cares about

You’re telling me I can’t learn Sindarin on Duolingo but I already used it learn High Valyrian almost fluently?? Be fr


Honestly no I would not believe my eyes if I saw 10,000 fireflies…can you fucking imagine that’s horrifying


I’m banned in 7 countries, 11 states, 5 counties, and half a prison


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not to brag but i don’t need alcohol to send texts i regret


After my ex cheated on me I gave up on going through phones, I’m just gonna stand up on the bed at 4am and stomp you like a roach


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Jessica Lange is alive at the age of 76.

lapianistte's tweet image. Jessica Lange is alive at the age of 76.
lapianistte's tweet image. Jessica Lange is alive at the age of 76.

Brigitte Bardot has died at the age of 91.

PopBase's tweet image. Brigitte Bardot has died at the age of 91.
PopBase's tweet image. Brigitte Bardot has died at the age of 91.


My New Year’s resolution is to learn to play the banjo


I really respect when AI is used to make song covers that would never exist, how else would I ever listen to Turkish Chamber of Reflection (Yüzleşme Odasi by Macit Damarses)


still very strange to look at maps and see that at any given point I’m significantly closer to Cuba than I am to home/Atl


I think I should pursue being a private detective I’d be so fucking good


I think David Lynch would’ve absolutely loved the energy I naturally exude


It appears I have grown quite fond of him though there are no sexual urges or desires he comes to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard


y’all care if a white boy makes a delicious and spicy pot of Bun Bo Hue


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I don’t wanna pay my rent can you help me


My best friend checks my Airbuds account once an hour and now will call me and cuss me out if I listen to sad music


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i like saying “i’ll allow it” only in contexts where j have no power or authority


sometimes you’re so divinely protected that you don’t get what you want


Bene Gesserit is my dream job


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