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Momma may have raised a bitch but she definitely didn’t raise a lil bitch.

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New favorite edition is giving basement yard vibes ✨🌭✨ @JoeSantagato

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Coming soon: a mental breakdown near you.


Thanksgiving in January. I’m out here living my best life.


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Forever a sleepy girl with too much to do


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Okay, ONE more decade of dicking around and then I get my shit together.


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i cannot stress this enough: i love doing Nothing. Laying down is so awesome


After all the work I’ve done to become the woman I am my dad wanted to pop in and say some shit about how he raised me so good. bitch BYE. I did this raising by myself. Fuck up outta here but maybe send me your meth recipe bc I’m hella broke


Me @ Shirley rn. I’m prepared for another funeral this month.


My cat literally attacks me if I move and accidentally touch her. In MY own fuckin bed like bitch do you pay rent here? And she has the audacity to look at me like this. Imma fuckin beat some ass

urbuttcheeks's tweet image. My cat literally attacks me if I move and accidentally touch her. In MY own fuckin bed like bitch do you pay rent here? And she has the audacity to look at me like this. Imma fuckin beat some ass

Dude I miss my grandma. Who’s gonna kill spiders for me? Do my laundry? Tell me I’m beautiful no matter what? Bake me cookies? Give me the tea? Sing old country songs to me? Scratch my back? How am I supposed to function?


I buried my grandma today and bitches sending me invites to their pyramid schemes. Have some damn respect 😂


I keep thinking I know what heartbreak feels like and then God’s like BOP


I’m done following my heart. That bitch is fucked up.


Sometimes I lay in bed with my bills hoping they’ll just leave me too


Why tf do goals come with responsibilities? Asking for a friend.


Can’t decide if taking a benzo before a bath is me trying to relax or drown myself 🤪


So glad I woke up on time for school considering we don’t have class today


I definitely referred to myself as Helen Keller to my instructor via email because our assigned seating has placed me in the back of the room where I can’t hear or see. I think I’m doing college right.


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