Taylor Phillips
@urbuttcheeks
Momma may have raised a bitch but she definitely didn’t raise a lil bitch.
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Thanksgiving in January. I’m out here living my best life.
Forever a sleepy girl with too much to do
Okay, ONE more decade of dicking around and then I get my shit together.
i cannot stress this enough: i love doing Nothing. Laying down is so awesome
After all the work I’ve done to become the woman I am my dad wanted to pop in and say some shit about how he raised me so good. bitch BYE. I did this raising by myself. Fuck up outta here but maybe send me your meth recipe bc I’m hella broke
Me @ Shirley rn. I’m prepared for another funeral this month.
My cat literally attacks me if I move and accidentally touch her. In MY own fuckin bed like bitch do you pay rent here? And she has the audacity to look at me like this. Imma fuckin beat some ass
Dude I miss my grandma. Who’s gonna kill spiders for me? Do my laundry? Tell me I’m beautiful no matter what? Bake me cookies? Give me the tea? Sing old country songs to me? Scratch my back? How am I supposed to function?
I buried my grandma today and bitches sending me invites to their pyramid schemes. Have some damn respect 😂
I keep thinking I know what heartbreak feels like and then God’s like BOP
Sometimes I lay in bed with my bills hoping they’ll just leave me too
Why tf do goals come with responsibilities? Asking for a friend.
Can’t decide if taking a benzo before a bath is me trying to relax or drown myself 🤪
So glad I woke up on time for school considering we don’t have class today
I definitely referred to myself as Helen Keller to my instructor via email because our assigned seating has placed me in the back of the room where I can’t hear or see. I think I’m doing college right.
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