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Went in to return a shirt at Express. The guy cashier took my phone to turn on the brightness to scan the email receipt & saw what I was listening to: And then handed me the new receipt like this: He saw my inner hoe & wanted nothing to do with it 🤣🤣🤣
Omfg my coworkers around me are exchanging social media handles and I’m legit hiding bc they are simply not ready As soon as I walk out of the office I transform
A SVP & I spent 10mins in our meeting to just talk about Viet food so I straight up told her, her homework to me is to try bun bo hue at Cafe Hoang & homegirl was cracking TF up My humor is my ultimate strength Either that or I’m getting fired next Monday we shall see 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Current favorite sport: 400m sprint from my office to Ogilvie station to catch my Metra train 🏃🏻♀️✨✨✨✨✨
VP of my department: We’re sooo happy you accepted the opportunity to be with us! Me: Bish I’M happy y’all offered me the job 🤣🤣🤣
FIRST DAY ✅ Feeling fkn overwhelmed is a complete understatement but so is feeling happy LET’S GET THIS BREAD MFFFFFFS 🍞🥖🥨
Thanked my boss one last time for the biggest opportunity at the firm: to learn Now onto bigger and better things with one goal in mind: to learn 🌾✨
To self- CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW JOB! Just a small reminder to always work hard. You deserve this 🌾✨✨✨✨✨✨✨ -Hieu (Most importantly-DON’T FKN LOSE THIS SHIT TOO OR ELSE YOU’RE EATING INSTANT NOODLES FOR THE REST OF 2019 📢📢📢📢📢 🥰)
I was asked the last time I dated & it took me a cute sec to answer Time flies when you’re having fun learning more about yourself & figuring exactly who you want to be with I haven’t figured it all out yet but anything less than what I know so far is a damn waste of my time 🥰
OFFICIALLY ACCEPTED MY (CURRENT) DREAM JOB!!!! (I SAY CURRENT BC YOUR DREAMS WILL GROW AS YOU GROW) HERE’S TO PROSPERITY AND GROWTH IN 2019 🌾✨✨✨✨✨✨
My IG post on Saturday reached nearly 14K ppl just because I hashtagged Coachella and tagged the location Like fkn damn do I have to do that with every post?????
Coworker: Dress for the job you want not for the job you have...and that’s why I dress like a stay-at-home mom Fucking dead
I stayed in these past couple of weeks to be productive and I’m not sure how long I can keep it going but life ain’t bad and I ain’t mad
Every time I submit a job application I roll my eyes bc they just don’t even know
Some people may say sleeping around makes you a hoe but y’know what I say you’re simply mastering your craft And once you finally meet the love of your life best believe you’ll have the necessary skills to bring your partner straight into 11th dimension
United States Tendances
- 1. Caleb Williams N/A
- 2. Bears N/A
- 3. Ben Johnson N/A
- 4. DJ Moore N/A
- 5. Don Lemon N/A
- 6. McVay N/A
- 7. Stafford N/A
- 8. #LARvsCHI N/A
- 9. #BearDown N/A
- 10. #RHOP N/A
- 11. Adams N/A
- 12. Kmet N/A
- 13. Swift N/A
- 14. Puka N/A
- 15. #NFLPlayoffs N/A
- 16. Stroud N/A
- 17. #BaddiesUSA N/A
- 18. Durant N/A
- 19. Texans N/A
- 20. Dennis Allen N/A
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