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Usef Fahad Al Fahad

@useffak

Nothing to say ;p

"@Laughbook: That weird moment when you and your friend give each other the “what the fuck is this?” look during a test."


"@Laughbook: "I'm a ninja!" ... "No your not!" ... "did you see that?" ... "what?" ... "exactly""


"@Quotingswag: Call me ugly. I don't care. You're the one I'll pity. Life's really hard for the visually impaired."


"@TheComedyJokes: *Phone falls "Nooooo! Wtf!??" .....*Friend falls "ahahahaha! That's hilarious!""


"@TheComedyJokes: When I was a kid trying not to color outside the lines was my biggest problem.."


"@TheComedyJokes: "Dude that song is old" …."Well so is your mom….but you still listen to her..""


"@TheComedyJokes: That awkward moment when you realize someone heard you singing in the shower like you were a superstar..."


"@TheComedyJokes: Teacher: "Why do I still hear noises?!" Student: "Because you have ears?...""


"@Abdulrahman_AM: على هالجو خايف باجر اطلع اشوف بوتات تمشي بروحها!"


"@Du3aa: اللهم استرني على وجه الارض،اللهم ارحمني في بطن الارض،اللهم اغفرلي يوم العرض عليك."


تبي تعيش بهالزمن ؟؟ تنفس قسماً بالله مايبيلها شي=))


"@Abdulrahman_AM: شكيت للدكتور ومن شكوتي صاح و كتبلي بالتقرير اللھ يعينك"


"@AOAbul: 'سبحان الله عدد ما كان وعدد ما يكون وعدد الحركات والسكون"


' لا تحسب الرجوله / يوم تقول انا اعرف بنات وانا اكلم بنات الرجوله انك تشوفلي شي مني مناك الله يجزاك #خيـــــر


' أن ضحكنا قالو العالم خفيف.. وأن ثقلنا مايعاشرنا خوي !! بين هذا وذاك موقفنا مخيف كيف نرضي الكل في موقف سّوي...


"@TheComedyPosts: Dear phone, I do not like this game of hide & seek."


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