Valet Problems
@valetproblems
Tweets tailored to appeal to Valet, and the problems we encounter. Follow, relate, & appreciate. End tweets with @/ #ValetProblems for RT's
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Today's Edition of "What I Got Tipped as a Valet": a Wendy's coupon. #illtakeit
Last matinee of Jersey Boys...65 cars in valet...yippie! #valetproblems #exhausted #welcometomylife @valetproblems
Nothing pisses me off more than when a coworker is stealing. Makes us all look bad. I'm just glad I caught your sorry ass. #ValetProblems
It's ok. I know exactly why you don't have cash for a tip. You spent it all on shit Christmas decorations for your shit car. Go away.
I need one of these for at work this winter lol #ValetProblems @valetproblems 😂
Just parked some guys car and when I was backing in I saw two kids sleeping in the back.... Uhhh?? #ValetProblems @valetproblems
All that annoying shit I do like moving your car seat, adjusting your mirrors, steering wheel etc. I do so I don't WRECK YOUR SHIT. Relax.
"Is this what you people do? Move people's seat?" Yes, I do it just to annoy the shit out of you, sir. Stupid tall people! @valetproblems
@valetproblems #valetproblems THIS. Fucking water bottle rolling around your feet.
“@TyhlerSkruck: "I'll be sure to take care of you on my way out" @valetproblems” 😒
Guest: "Do you know how the gear shift works on the new BMW" Me: "No sir I only know Ferrari shifter paddles" @valetproblems
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