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Joshua Geesaman

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Zero fox given. You will be judged, fairly. "Can't stop the signal, Mal."

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Fuck off, Fed.


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Like everyone else, I looked at the shooting of Renee Nicole Good. From several angles. And frame by frame. I watched the reverse lights go out. The weapon leave its holster. I looked at the before footage. The aftermath. I listened carefully to the audio. I heard the legal…


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And then there are protests. We have forgotten what they are. Let me say something almost no one will tell you. And I am sure I will be lambasted for saying this as I have never heard it said to me explicitly: There are really no such things as peaceful protests. A protest…


De oppresso liber.


"I do not think, therefore I do not am." - Some fucking sticker somewhere


Experimental Beef #58 "Chucky" A grain-fed, grain-finished chuck roast. Weight at just over 58 ounces. Spontaneously extracted during a fact-finding mission at a local Costco. For psychological and physiological research into the effects of isolation on muscle and adipose…

variabl3's tweet image. Experimental Beef #58 "Chucky"
A grain-fed, grain-finished chuck roast.  Weight at just over 58 ounces.  Spontaneously extracted during a fact-finding mission at a local Costco.
For psychological and physiological research into the effects of isolation on muscle and adipose…

Look... when you guys do the "Post a picture you took. No description" thing, we're looking for weird, not beautiful.

variabl3's tweet image. Look... when you guys do the "Post a picture you took. No description" thing, we're looking for weird, not beautiful.

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A Japanese airport worker saying goodbye to the tourists onboard this plane. 🎌🛫


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Andrew Tate is what you'd get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.


How to get internet famous, the wrong way.

He probably wouldn't have did that if you hadn't matched with him then ignored him. Your red flags are showing. Thanks for warning us



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The Waymo Baby Scandal: How Silicon Valley’s Latest ‘Hack’ Exposes the Patriarchal Underbelly of Autonomous Capitalism By Elara Voss The Atlantic July 24, 2025 In the glittering dystopia of San Francisco, where venture capital flows like artisanal kombucha and innovation is…


Get to work, internet.

Today, after nearly 60 years of questions surrounding the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., we are releasing 230,000 MLK assassination files, available now at archives.gov/mlk. The documents include details about the FBI’s investigation into the assassination…

DNIGabbard's tweet image. Today, after nearly 60 years of questions surrounding the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., we are releasing 230,000 MLK assassination files, available now at archives.gov/mlk. The documents include details about the FBI’s investigation into the assassination…


Based DHS? Wtf even is 2025?

“I was Humpty Dumpty. Here’s how to sit on a wall.”

DHSgov's tweet image. “I was Humpty Dumpty. Here’s how to sit on a wall.”


I've given much thought to the grilled-cheese (and other sandwich) cutting debacle. I, and most others, have held that a diagonal cut is best over straight in half via X or Y axis. But I ask you, what if there was a better way? I present to you, the triangle cut.

variabl3's tweet image. I've given much thought to the grilled-cheese (and other sandwich) cutting debacle. I, and most others, have held that a diagonal cut is best over straight in half via X or Y axis. But I ask you, what if there was a better way?  I present to you, the triangle cut.

Most of the "challenges" I've ever seen are extremely annoying, if not infuriating. Every once in a while, one comes that absolutely cracks my shit up. The Tortilla Challenge, is one of those.


Wyrd bid ful araed.


Nobody starves on propaganda.


"The ideal summer blockbuster." What the fuck does this mean?


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