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Yeah, let me tell you something. I'm a good shot.


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- Tremendous shot, by the way. - Really?


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Yes, but a statement that can be repurposed, if things change. He dies, he doesn't die, or whatever.


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Yeah, well New York is in the bag.


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- Like a human motorcade. - Exactly. - We're discussing important things. - Like the pope.


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Who are you, the Pope?


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We have just lost the House. So put everything on the wagons and shoot the dogs because we have just lost the fucking House.


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Is being president in a democracy even that great? - Well, it's barely a democracy, so... - I agree with that.


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For the election. This election. There's an election going on.


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It's this election has just been brutal on me.


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Ma'am, it's SNL.


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It's like SNL is going back in time and abusing a child.


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Remember, take care of Selina, okay? VP stands for "very precious."


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Why don't we appoint an economy czar for a start? That seems like something.


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Um... I'm gonna be President.


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God Almighty, I wish I'd been assassinated in office.


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Maybe I'll get assassinated.


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I'd rather be shot in the fucking face than serve as vice president again. Seriously, in the fucking face!


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