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Jokes on you my special interest is cheating and lying
Autistics don’t cheat. We literally don’t see other people. In a relationship, you are it. The rest of the population turns into background NPCs. Someone could be walking butt baked in front of us and we’d be like, oh okay, cool, & go about memorizing your coffee order from 2017.
ジムのお風呂でさ、潔癖症と思われる70代くらいのおじさんがいてさ。 自分が歩く床を、めっちゃ何度も何度もお湯かけて、キレイにして(本人はそう思っている感じ)歩くの。
me to my cat when he starts scratching the furniture
Sounds like a Teal’c and O’Neill conversation
Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog Me: is clairvoyant, yes
What i love about this monologue is that she nails three specific comedic choices in a row (how she pronounces “pictures,” the face she makes at “too spooky,” the enunciation of “boobies”) and then effortlessly pivots into that incredible warmth she was so beloved for. A talent.
I knew someone who was so obsessed with this calling it a conspiracy theory like they figured out all of the problems in America. Not sure it’s a conspiracy theory if it’s printed on the food packaging and you can read labels but sure
type of shit I been on
Me humming along in the car
When I was like 9 or 10 I wrote a fanfiction before I knew anything like that existed that they adopted me and we all lived in a big house together and went to amusement parks and stuff all of the time and they were my 3 rich goofy dads
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