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𝐭𝐡𝐞 —— * 𝖈𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓.

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grunts, muttering a slurred ‘thanks’ as he takes a slow, cautious sip to keep from burning himself.

brings him some tea.



save a horse ride this cowboy 🤠.

brings him some tea.



how the hell is there so much poop in such a small body

climbs onto his table and shits in his eggs. 👹



and whadd’ure you gonna do for me if i do it.

climbs onto his table and shits in his eggs. 👹



╱ its genuinely the way i haven’t written here seriously in forever but the second hermy pulls out the shit jokes i start barking like a rabid dog


takes sheets off. takes them to luke’s closet. dumps them in there. pees in his waste chute so the smell lingers.


𝐭𝐡𝐞 —— * 𝖈𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓. reposted

𝗅𝗎𝖽𝗏𝖺𝗋 | 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙡𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙟𝙚𝙙𝙞 an independent portrayal of an oc for the star wars verse. a jedi who fell into himself, consumed by the force. literate/descriptive. #𝙠𝙪𝙞𝙞𝙡 ♡ + ↺


𝐭𝐡𝐞 —— * 𝖈𝖆𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖎𝖓. reposted

//. gonna address something that’s been going on for AGES in this fandom and that is highly fucking annoying, so here goes. if you have an issue with someone or a group of people doing something that a.) bothers you, b.) annoys you, (cont.)


says the man who just burned his own flesh—?!

. . . s-st .. ( deep breath, )



stardust. sweetheart.

. . . i-it’s not working. (or is it?)



and the last time you smelled eggs over flesh was…?

. . . i-it’s not working. (or is it?)



honeypie. sugarbee. wookiebaby.

don’t “baby” me mf.



luke, baby please—

ACTUALLY, HAN . .



mmm, the smell of dead flesh in the morning !

ACTUALLY, HAN . .



oh baby, c’mon, you know i’m jokin’.

if you’re trying to get OUT of the doghouse, this is not the way !



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