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algorithm knows i’m turning 28 in 2 months

visualbasic97's tweet image. algorithm knows i’m turning 28 in 2 months

told my coworker about my app idea and he said it’s really good but now i’ve gotten the dopamine from being told it’s a good idea and now i don’t actually have to work on it now


they are literally describing reddit. this so grim

visualbasic97's tweet image. they are literally describing reddit. this so grim

they got rid of the mushrooms i’ve been watching grow for weeks 🥀

visualbasic97's tweet image. they got rid of the mushrooms i’ve been watching grow for weeks 🥀
visualbasic97's tweet image. they got rid of the mushrooms i’ve been watching grow for weeks 🥀

college has been useless for me. non of my professors know how to teach, the only things college has been good for is getting rid of my anxiety of talking infront of people because of all the presentations i’ve had to do


getting rid of my gamer chair, gaming chairs are for boys. they are ugly and uncomfortable. office chairs are designed for long term sitting. i feel like i can lay off 2000 workers in my office chair and sit back and relax

visualbasic97's tweet image. getting rid of my gamer chair, gaming chairs are for boys. they are ugly and uncomfortable. office chairs are designed for long term sitting. i feel like i can lay off 2000 workers in my office chair and sit back and relax
visualbasic97's tweet image. getting rid of my gamer chair, gaming chairs are for boys. they are ugly and uncomfortable. office chairs are designed for long term sitting. i feel like i can lay off 2000 workers in my office chair and sit back and relax

stealing wagyu steaks from work every week. surely eventually they will catch me right?


girl i’m partners with for a group project did nothing. i basically did the entire project by myself and all she did was change the color of the background on the powerpoint. she low key beasted on me


guidance counselor asked me where i wanted to work when i graduated and i told him maybe a startup and he told me that you actually need to be useful at small companies and that i should aim for getting hired at a jew daycare company because they can nurture me


the last 5 months of my life

visualbasic97's tweet image. the last 5 months of my life

@visualbasic97 why dont you tweet much anymore



“I've seen this happen in other people's lives and now it's happening in mine” hits different when it’s finally happening to me


absolutely insane find on ebay tonight. you literally can’t find these anywhere online. at one point i didn’t even think they were real because every time i looked i never found anything

visualbasic97's tweet image. absolutely insane find on ebay tonight. you literally can’t find these anywhere online. at one point i didn’t even think they were real because every time i looked i never found anything
visualbasic97's tweet image. absolutely insane find on ebay tonight. you literally can’t find these anywhere online. at one point i didn’t even think they were real because every time i looked i never found anything

my sister is a pick me. she only started acting like this when she began dating the current guy she’s with. when she was dating the guy before this one she had all the same opinions as him too. i’m woke and all but why do women do this

visualbasic97's tweet image. my sister is a pick me. she only started acting like this when she began dating the current guy she’s with. when she was dating the guy before this one she had all the same opinions as him too. i’m woke and all but why do women do this

i closed my eyes and felt myself going to sleep but bolted awake because i thought there was someone standing above me with a knife about to kill me. surely these are the signs of a well and stable person and not a potential schizophrenic


very kafkaesque situation in my morning class


this is my last year of college and i’m applying for internships but im also 27

visualbasic97's tweet image. this is my last year of college and i’m applying for internships but im also 27

look at this absolute steal i got the other day

visualbasic97's tweet image. look at this absolute steal i got the other day
visualbasic97's tweet image. look at this absolute steal i got the other day

agreed to give the fat filipino girl at work a ride home and 5 minutes after i agreed she started criticizing my weight, she said i look like i don’t eat. she is lucky i have decent control over my emotions because i had like 7 good response but they all would have made her cry


they are playing owl city and how to save a life at the grocery store and i’m feeling a certain type of way about it


trying to sell my 10 year old gaming laptop on ebay. for about a decade it was the only thing of value i owned. i spend all day everyday on it. when it broke on two separate occasions i felt like my world had ended. it’s a part of me and im selling it for $300. don’t look back


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