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jeff bezos was in space longerthan he lasts in bed

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BLACK LIVES MATTER๐Ÿ–ค. DISABILITY DOES NOT MEAN UNWORTHYโœจ my spam/trash acct (but if you need a graphic designer hmu

Edward Scissorhands is like โ€œwhat if paraplegics were realโ€


*me flirting w a man* i just hate men like theyโ€™re the worst and theyโ€™re so awful and make me feel scared all the time


guys itโ€™s not the Illuminati prom itโ€™s the Scientology Prom


a fusion restaurant where you can get sushi AND burgers so your white boyfriend doesnโ€™t complain while you eat ๐Ÿ™‚


imagine a discourse thread on โ€œthe office is offensiveโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


what will happen first

the race war %33.3
the climate crisis %66.7

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โ€œVaccines, uhhhhh vaccines. Toby is making us all get one. I bet Toby wishes they made a vaccine for divorce, and being a mood ruinerโ€

wakecard's tweet image. โ€œVaccines, uhhhhh vaccines. Toby is making us all get one.  I bet Toby wishes they made a vaccine for divorce, and being a mood ruinerโ€

Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated



โ€œText from Kelly, it says: the only sickness that I can contract, is being love sick, for youโ€

wakecard's tweet image. โ€œText from Kelly, it says: the only sickness that I can contract, is being love sick, for youโ€

Imagine an episode of The Office where they all have to get vaccinated



I will be responding to micro aggressions with sarcastic macroaggressions. Ex: โ€œthose people on unemployment are riding it instead of getting a real jobโ€ โ€œYeah. Poor people suck!!โ€ Just so they see how bad what theyโ€™re saying actually is ๐Ÿ™ƒ


vaccinated or not.. donโ€™t say any dumb shit around me


jeff bezos was in space longerthan he lasts in bed reposted

I don't care how much I like you. I'll leave you alone if you make me feel unwanted


the โ€œbullying worksโ€ people arenโ€™t not yelling at antivaxxers enough for me


I followed you cuz youโ€™re hot. Please stop posting about your gf. I do not care


Who has my voodoo doll and is making my tummy hurt


โ€œsToP LiViNg iN fEaRโ€ Ok then give up your gunsโ€ฆ


if men wanna be taller so bad, just wear heels


white boomers will get mad at you for swearing while they say slurs all day


what happened to the โ€œmy hands look like this so hers can look like thisโ€ men ?? Where did they go? asking for a friend


the CDC said to stay away from people that have 6 feet


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