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Mars Incrucio

@walkovermars

I ain't no rube.

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Just picked up a TV remote and pretended it was my phone so I could take an urgent call and walk out of a house party


Kent and I are pretending to be split personalities of the same dude so we can go half/half on a web-based therapist.


you can excuse all sorts of behavior under the guise of a japanese game show plot


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OK, decision made. I'm watching this again...

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It may seem like we're blowing shit up willy nilly, but if we don't drop all our bombs, they'll give us fewer in the next fiscal quarter.


Let's go on adventures = Let's try a new Thai place and post it on Instagram


things to bring on first date: petty cash fun joke to lighten mood non-disclosure agreement


When you're out of rocks, just sell them real salt.


God stepped out to buy a pack of marlboro reds 14 Billion years ago, and your mom doesn't have the heart to tell you he's not coming back.


time to play another round of: is my Tinder match foreign or just astonishingly bad at English


Things that get better with age: wine, I suppose, and most certainly Nick Cage. #DogEatDog

walkovermars's tweet image. Things that get better with age: wine, I suppose, and most certainly Nick Cage. #DogEatDog

Why are none of my friends talking about @AngelOlsen I need new friends. youtube.com/watch?v=oL_3Y4…


Although I had mentally prepared for it, the amount of dudes who casually smoke gandalf pipes in Portland has still shocked me.


HBO has driven me to create my first meme. So long, #Vinyl

walkovermars's tweet image. HBO has driven me to create my first meme. So long, #Vinyl

You guys ever find a parking ticket on one car and randomly decide to place it on the windshield of another car? Yeah, me neither


Forbes is sourcing me on how to save to buy a vacation home. About to be in a Bushwick shoebox but at least the internet thinks I'm doing ok


Both my younger and my older brother are engaged now, and I can't even decide what I want for lunch


Possible memoir title: I come from a long line of men who were better at getting laid than I am


her: that baby is so cute! me: babies are only cute as an evolutionary mechanism as our cave grandaddies would've ate 'em otherwise End Date


Interviewing LODRO on their new album. Mostly because I want an early copy of their new album


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