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might be drunk. depends on the person you ask

"Cums against humanity" -IMB


“The YMCA is the straight man’s HOTTOGO” -CH


“He popped that p*ssy for some kohls cash with that disc” -CL referring to CM


"I have a full can of twisted tea and I'm feeling twisted" - CL


“I thought smut was a Shrek thing” - AG


“There’s many more things that are hornier than Little Caesar’s” - CH


"it's not delivery is maybeline" - UD


"we're not a throuple. i'm polyamorous and you're not" -CL


“Whenever I feel like a slut I read 50 Shades of Grey” -TallCH


"I've never been more dry than I am now" - CL on her wedding day "You're a desert!" - T Dawg


I could be a MILF. MILF is a state of mind -UD


"kindergarten, a garden of kids" - BG "oh, cabage patch kids!" - CL


“If not shot, why shot shaped?” -CL


Happy Birthday Arkansas’ state flag, you suck -CL


“No Calvin, that’s my cheese!” -TallCH


Do you wanna know what JD was doing to me in the shower? -CL


I want to make it clear, I did not choose Red Robin for dinner just to go to Barnes and Noble - AP


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When you’re wet, you’re wet. -CH



“I am flaccid” -IMB


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