Why is Toronto's NBA team name the @Raptors and not Torontosaurus Rex?
Does anyone know how to remove a giant orange spray tan stain from democracy?
Bacon scented mask? We're not so sure about this one, but at least it's for a good cause.
FEEDBACK: Minnesota-based Hormel Foods has unveiled a new face mask that smells like bacon. Would you like to wear a bacon-scented mask? If not, what scent would you rather have for a mask? | cbsloc.al/3iYgpS1
If you thought eating bacon was great, wait until you smell this. Introducing BLACK LABEL™ Breathable Bacon. Enter for your chance to whiff at breathablebacon.com
If you love #bacon - there’s a good reason to keep that face mask on - the new Breathable Bacon face mask from @BlackLabelBacon - brings the delicious aroma of bacon with you everywhere- bet you will keep that mask on more often with the help of bacon 🥓
The word "READING" is a psychic. It always knows what you're doing when you see it.
Just swallowed a @ChipotleTweets chip whole and it cut my throat the entire way down. It's like a real life metaphor for how I felt watching the @Twins this weekend.
E-Bikes are another step towards Wall-E. Might as well call them Wall-E-Bikes.
In honor of #NationalPeanutButterDay, we've created this monument to Peanut Butter goodness that is 100% edible, and 100% delicious!
280 characters means we can finally tell you about all of our bacons: Original🥓 Maple🥓 Jalapeño🥓 Maple Black Pepper🥓 Canadian🥓 Brown Sugar🥓 Thick Cut🥓 Center Cut🥓 Cherrywood🥓 Pecanwood🥓 Applewood🥓 Double Smoked🥓 Lower Sodium🥓 Fully Cooked 🥓 Microwavable🥓
If we got 1000 retweets, would you make one for us? 😉😉😉
The internet can’t agree if pineapple on pizza is wrong. But everyone agrees PB&J on pizza is right, right?
This poll’s not fake: @BBDOMPLS in 2nd place. RT + bring them to #Webbys People’s Voice victory: vote.webbyawards.com/PublicVoting#/…
Excited to see @spambrand @bbdompls featured in @adweek #spambrand #spamsizzle #advertising adweek.com/brand-marketin…
dear @mtn_dew can you please make a brown soda and call it mtn dew-dew? everyone will buy it because everyone appreciates bathroom humor.
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