wavecheck2006's profile picture. wave the swallow? more like wave the spit // PARODY ACCOUNT!!! // muse is portrayed as afrolatina💝

Speed Queen Wave

@wavecheck2006

wave the swallow? more like wave the spit // PARODY ACCOUNT!!! // muse is portrayed as afrolatina💝

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Not too sure how this all works, but hey. I'm Wave. Basically the leader of the Babylon Rogues and the fastest genius this side of South Island.

wavecheck2006's tweet image. Not too sure how this all works, but hey. I'm Wave. Basically the leader of the Babylon Rogues and the fastest genius this side of South Island.

No, I like my girlslop💝

I got your watermelons and wrenches. Also do you want me to. Cook you a better dinner...?



My room is amazing. It's wholly representative of me and my interests, not that a basic bitch like you would understand the concept of "interests." And for your information, a girldinner isn't something I'd tell YOU about.

wavecheck2006's tweet image. My room is amazing. It's wholly representative of me and my interests, not that a basic bitch like you would understand the concept of "interests." And for your information, a girldinner isn't something I'd tell YOU about.

First off what even IS this room?! Are you ten? Second off wtf is a "girldinner"?????

TheJewleTheif's tweet image. First off what even IS this room?! Are you ten? Second off wtf is a "girldinner"?????


Eating my girldinner.

wavecheck2006's tweet image. Eating my girldinner.

You guys have to do paperwork...? Jeez. Being a hero sounds terrible.

wavecheck2006's tweet image. You guys have to do paperwork...? Jeez. Being a hero sounds terrible.

The Diamond Cutters don't have a leader. We're a team. Each of us covers the other members' weaknesses. Lanolin just does all the paperwork.



I've seen you knuckleheads racing with Sonic. I don't pay much attention, though, since I'm usually busy winning. Not that you'd know anything about that.

wavecheck2006's tweet image. I've seen you knuckleheads racing with Sonic. I don't pay much attention, though, since I'm usually busy winning. Not that you'd know anything about that.

The Diamond Cutters don't have a leader. We're a team. Each of us covers the other members' weaknesses. Lanolin just does all the paperwork.



Call me assumptive, but it sorta seems like it's a similar situation with you. Am I wrong?

..Doesn't surprise me.



Hey, aren't you one of that blue idiot's friends? Knuckles, or whatever?

..Doesn't surprise me.



You get to talk smack when you're a genius who can make the fastest boards in the world! But you're just some loser thief, so shaddup unless you want me to beat YOU in a race!!!

wavecheck2006's tweet image. You get to talk smack when you're a genius who can make the fastest boards in the world! But you're just some loser thief, so shaddup unless you want me to beat YOU in a race!!!

You should try winning next time NGL

TheJewleTheif's tweet image. You should try winning next time NGL


That's what he says, but... I'm the one doing the leading half the time. So the leader is basically me.

Thought the green one was the leader..



Hey! Sorry for disappearing all day, I was racing all day! ...Of course, we ended up losing thanks to a certain SOMEONE, but it's whatever, I guess.

wavecheck2006's tweet image. Hey! Sorry for disappearing all day, I was racing all day! ...Of course, we ended up losing thanks to a certain SOMEONE, but it's whatever, I guess.

Maybe she should cut YOURS. You've gotten all the mileage you possibly can out of that spiky mess, it's 2025 for Gaia's sake! And frankly, it's a little ugly!

wavecheck2006's tweet image. Maybe she should cut YOURS. You've gotten all the mileage you possibly can out of that spiky mess, it's 2025 for Gaia's sake! And frankly, it's a little ugly!

You should cut Wave's hair!



Nobody owns an Extreme Gear these days. Being an Extreme Gear mechanic and engineer almost feels like a niche profession these days. It's really depressing. That being said, if anyone has an Extreme Gear lying around I'd love to fix it up for you, maybe modify it...?

wavecheck2006's tweet image. Nobody owns an Extreme Gear these days. Being an Extreme Gear mechanic and engineer almost feels like a niche profession these days. It's really depressing. That being said, if anyone has an Extreme Gear lying around I'd love to fix it up for you, maybe modify it...?

Never cook again.

wavecheck2006's tweet image. Never cook again.

I gave Silver a haircut! I think it turned out great! [@FriendPsychic]

TheJewleTheif's tweet image. I gave Silver a haircut! I think it turned out great! 

[@FriendPsychic]


Hey, that's not a bad idea. And regardless of who wins, I finally get some peace and quiet for a few hours. Maybe you're not so bad!

wavecheck2006's tweet image. Hey, that's not a bad idea. And regardless of who wins, I finally get some peace and quiet for a few hours.  Maybe you're not so bad!

Wait. Why don't we just get the two mad at each other and see who wins in a fight!

TheJewleTheif's tweet image. Wait. Why don't we just get the two mad at each other and see who wins in a fight!


...Oh, shut up, loser! Jet might be a loud, annoying moron but he's our loud and annoying moron! I don't wanna hear anything from someone whose teammate is Shadow the freakin' Hedgehog!

wavecheck2006's tweet image. ...Oh, shut up, loser! Jet might be a loud, annoying moron but he's our loud and annoying moron! I don't wanna hear anything from someone whose teammate is Shadow the freakin' Hedgehog!

You cannot be calling that green bird "graceful". That guy is noting but loud and annoying

TheJewleTheif's tweet image. You cannot be calling that green bird "graceful". That guy is noting but loud and annoying


You've got a lot of nerve talking as if your whole squad doesn't constantly get outdone by two teenage boys and an eight year old. At least when we lose we do it gracefully!

wavecheck2006's tweet image. You've got a lot of nerve talking as if your whole squad doesn't constantly get outdone by two teenage boys and an eight year old. At least when we lose we do it gracefully!

Don't you have another race to lose to a pair of teenage boys? Or another heist to be stopped by a pair of teenage boys? Or another fight to lose to-

TheJewleTheif's tweet image. Don't you have another race to lose to a pair of teenage boys?

Or another heist to be stopped by a pair of teenage boys?

Or another fight to lose to-


Coming from YOU? That's rich. The second-rate government agent side hustling as a mediocre jewel thief and acting as babysitter to Emo The Hedgehog and his murderous robot sidekick. You wanna talk about jokes, you're a joke alright. Just not a funny one.

wavecheck2006's tweet image. Coming from YOU? That's rich. The second-rate government agent side hustling as a mediocre jewel thief and acting as babysitter to Emo The Hedgehog and his murderous robot sidekick. You wanna talk about jokes, you're a joke alright. Just not a funny one.

A wacko from a group of subpar criminals. What a joke

TheJewleTheif's tweet image. A wacko from a group of subpar criminals. What a joke


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