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Tom Webster

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I should just pay rent in the washroom.


@Lukelaurin cause were busy doing man stuff. Wouldn't expect you to understand.


Nothing makes you giggle like a fart tickling your junk.


All I could see was his moose knuckle, it was freaking me out. #livinginaspeedo.


Drinking some buds cause its #raceday.


Gettining light and going off roading #funtimes


@kaitlov3 I ment when in september.


@kaitlov3 when are you coming to new brunswick


There is never an inappropriate time to enjoy a glass of scotch.


We have another suspected sock theft on our hands. #greasybasturds


Oh man those are sissy tires.


Its like wiping before you poop. It just don't make sense.


Tom Webster reposted

If anybody needs me I'll be the guy setting in the shallow part of the lake with a beer shouting "Hey girls!! Come grab this turtles head!!"


#beerafterwork almost as satisfying as pooping in the tub.


There's no need for a celi, that was gay.


Hiding in the couch and watching people pound off. #classic


@Lukelaurin Oh my, that kettle hole just became a kettle lake.


Its ok to crack your knuckles, just don't knuckle your crack. #stinkyfingers #manners


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