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webOS Zombie

@webOSzombie

webOS is not dead, but YOU will be if you say it is.

DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD


CNN ASKS "IS HP'S BOARD WORST EVER?" WEBOSZOMBIE SAYS YES. AND LEAST DELICIOUS. cnnmon.ie/qneW3b


TRIED TO EAT LEO APOTHEKAR'S BRAIN BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE!! WEBOS ZOMBIE SAD!


RT @jonemo: . @weboszombie made it into an official HP presentation: slidesha.re/pYzXYe (slide 44) WEBOS ZOMBIE IS CELEBRITY ZOMBIE


WEBOSZOMBIE LOST AN ARM YESTERDAY. SAD ZOMBIE :( BUT STILL HAS OTHER LIMBS, AND BRAIN. AND YOUR BRAINS OM NOM NOM NOM


webOS Zombie reposted

I paid about $50 over the firesale price for my #touchpad. Worth every dime and right call. Hard to get now and will stay that way #webos


webOS Zombie reposted

@fxspec06 The sad thing is, I think those people are using their brains... either that or they don't have any because @webOSzombie ate them.


@_jaf0 SORRY WEBOS ZOMBIE WAS BUSY TURNING FACTORY BACK ON. NOW BUSY WITH THE LADIES. THE LADIES LOVE WEBOSZOMBIE.


MOAR TOUCHPADS BEING MADE!!!!!!!!! WEBOS ZOMBIE IS UNSTOPPABLE AAAHHH!!!


WEBOSZOMBIE IS PLEASED AT @WEBOSINTERNALS, MAKE HULU WORK AGAIN. DONATE $ OR ORGANS TO THEM!!


@_jaf0 ACTUALLY NOT MUCH BRAINS IN SILICON VALLEY, JUST "SOCIAL MEDIA" WHICH IS TOO MINDLESS EVEN FOR ZOMBIES


WEBOS ZOMBIE LOVES YOU, @unwiredben. YOUR BIG BRAIN = DELISH


@_jaf0 CANNOT EAT @PALM EMPLOYEES. NEED THEM TO MAKE WEBOSZOMBIE INTO DEADLY PLATFORM


WEBOS ZOMBIE ACCIDENTALLY CRUSH CHEAPO "VALUE" TABLETS UNDER GIANT TOUCHPAD FIRESALE FOOTSTEPS. NO MARKET FOR U NOW. OOPS


NOTHING SAYS "DEAD PLATFORM" QUITE LIKE PEOPLE LINING UP TO BUY IT


RT @_jaf0: @webosinternals just MetaDr'd my touchpad with the @webOSzombie avatar! thanks for all you do, rod! // WANT


WEBOS ZOMBIE HAS SO MANY NEW BRAINS TO FEED ON!!!


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