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Nine o fo

If enough people got together and said it was a Wednesday would it just be one Wednesday?


I can’t be tying my shoes if my pants are on the way


Trynna be the first person to door dash in 2024


A seasons greeting card but instead of a cute jingle when you open it, it’s a bomb


A Whoopie cushion with a knife in it


How you eat a BLT without pullin out n eating all the bacon on the first bite


Waited too long so now I don’t gotta poo anymore


Waiting for the dentist. Why I gotta wait he told me to be here 10min ago


Tucking in a white shirt makes it look like u want milk delivered to your door


Why are all skeletons involved in evil things


Really hope I haven’t eaten any poison recently


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