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The amount of tangerines I can eat in a single sitting borders on impressive but also I just wind up running out of tangerines so


Capitalism is when lots of money

Mansa Musa liked to contemplate his large gold capitalist orb

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In our defense I do think “children shouldn’t be shot at school” instinctually seems like it would be a popular bipartisan issue idk

Sometimes I think about gun control: from about 2010 to 2015 it felt like this was the dominant issue in US politics. And I wonder whether this was a mistake from the mainstream dems -- too contentious an issue with too little payoff. It was probably clear from the start that…



The concept of Europeans claiming dominion over the “cousins walk” as if it’s not a Thanksgiving tradition fuck them

does cousin mean something else to americans



I really do detest Europeans “maybe you could just find a restaurant that does that” right totally absolutely 100%

That would be a great tip in France. You know, where they pay their staff a living wage? Maybe you could find a restaurant that does that.



No I think your roommate in a 2b should have veto power on you hosting multiple people and animals that seems reasonable to me

That would be a great tip in France. You know, where they pay their staff a living wage? Maybe you could find a restaurant that does that.



Michelin critic hasn’t eaten as McDonalds unwashed masses riot in protest

I’m so sorry. How can you honestly be a tv critic and never have seen at least one episode of Friends?



No I do this

this is an original experience



Filming random people going about their day, not even dressing it up with bullshit concerns about gang violence or lost jobs, the point is simply that they’re brown and that’s bad. I hope you shoot yourself you vile cunt.

This is an American Costco. This is what unchecked immigration has done to this country since the 1965 immigration act.



Why is the gay bar playing Underneath the Tree by Miss Kelly Clarkson rn


Pop psych was cooking with “avoidant attachment style” I love inventing new reasons to explain away that he’s just not that into you


MELLA KA NAMEN NATUM NATUM MELLA KENAMUN smacks okay we have that

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They’re electing Dan Schneider next guys our passport photos are all gonna be of our feet

As the MAGA base is currently upset with President Trump, the far-Left is unironically trying to say "See, you should have listened to us! You should have voted for Kamala!" They don't understand. Trump was the moderate option. They can't even fathom what's coming next.



Remember when Tony gave his daughter her bf’s dad’s car he was so funny for that


Of course you should get fired for protesting at work! Why would workers have any rights or bargaining power or protection from reprisals at all!

Your corporate office is not a college campus. If you're an adult at your job, staging a protest is probably counterproductive. Of course they got fired.



Yeah guy that sleeps with a bunch of men could never hold homophobic opinions and biases what the fuck

Being called a “homophobe” by a bunch of mental minors because of this QRT is the wildest shit istg. Like dear child, I’ve fucked more men than you’ve shaken hands with in your minuscule, indoctrinated lifespan, how could I possibly fear gayness when I am defined by it? 😂



Ru be fracking that chi


Me with City of Bones

Absolutely devo to learn that the book I’ve been devouring is just a rewritten Harry Potter fanfic



Can y’all stop flattening every single critique of that politician into “well she was a black woman so people just couldn’t appreciate what she had to offer”

Quiet as it’s kept, Kamala Harris had very strong policies in her campaign, that was just as good as Zohran’s. But you know, it’s a black woman saying it so it doesn’t have any true weight.



Girl get fucked

If you don't own a house, you shouldn't be allowed to vote to raise my property taxes.



If I get high and sing all night long, it’s a family tradition

To all those those sort of liberals who think you will move down here. No one down here smokes weed.



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