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Bobby Bieniek

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Believe me, I’m a human.

Hot take on @wandavision : Ep 9 #Mephisto shows up. Played by Dick Van Dyke @iammrvandy. @marvel @disneyplus @Disney


Hot #themandalorian Take: Jango Fett and Din Djarin were foundlings and became accepted mandalorians. Grogu is a foundling under Din. Therefore season 3/4/5 we see Grogu in full Beskar armor with a jet pack and knee rockets. @dave_filoni @Jon_Favreau @Disney @starwars #starwars


My resolution for 2020 is to say this more often: “Hindsight is this year”


Hey @Sony @SonyPictures If @disney won’t buy Spider-Man for $10 billion. Can I/we? if I get 50million other people to pledge $200 each?


Congratulations @MegaSwanson on pooping out a cute baby girl. Happy to help as uncle bobby however I can.


Had a blast at my first Ren-Faire. Will definitely be back for more @MooNiE123eleven

Thank you Bobby but you stole my lighter!!



Dads really getting this group chat thing down.

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I have never met anyone named Doug.


Why are tomatoes the shaming food? #theshamingfruit. I feel like it should be plums. Or corn off the cob.


If God had a Twitter he probably wouldn’t use it except to get news updates.


If I worked at a morgue I would definitely use more work related puns throughout my day.


Tweeting like somebody cares.


A writing prompt said to list things that describe you. I wrote “doesn’t follow directions” but in a complete sentence.


Arson is one of those funny words where it can mean burning down 1 house or multiple houses. #dictionary


Do you remember the photo of you when you realized you’re old? Where my vampires at #cursed


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