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parody account of drakes secret life

Drake fakes a smile as a waitress takes his plate. "Do you want anything else. Sir?" He closes his eyes. "A second chance." He mutters.


Noon. A package is delivered through drakes door. "FRAGILE HANDLE WITH CARE" is stamped on it. "A box for my heart" drake whispers.


Drake on babysitting duty, sits with his niece watching frozen. A lump appears in his throat as he hears "Let it go" "I'm trying Elsa"


A second hand book store. Drake finds a copy of twilight. A sticker on it reads "USED" he looks around, leans in and whispers "You too?"


Drake turns on his Xbox. "No" he says as he turns of his xbox. "There's no time for games."


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