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Crustacean

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I had to reinvent myself for the millionth time, the world gave me no choice.


I quit using this app almost a year ago and didnt miss a fucking thing how is everyone?


Johnny Cash just gets my balls swinging. That is all. Thank you for letting me share.


There are teenage kids taking to the internet with opinions on why hamas is awesome and committing career suicide before they even graduate 😑


I once sat down at a bar in a Mexican restaurant and told the bartender that I had eaten entirely too much weed and couldn’t continue driving. Until they closed this boy brought me snacks and drinks without me ever ordering a fucking thing.


Taking a friend dying of brain #cancer, camping, I’m going to eat mushrooms and play guitar with him and then my girlfriend his wife and another woman are gonna fuck his brains out to tell him goodbye. Life is good 🥲


To become self aware and enlightened is not all about embracing the good things it is also a lesson in embracing all the bad about oneself


Girls that are thick fucki the best, gym bodies are like fake breast, fun to look at but there is zero grabability and jiggle.


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girls are like "i know a place," and it's their vaginas.


Don’t act like you don’t know who Mike Adriano is


I will sleep with your mom bro don’t fuck with me


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If “God” made sex enjoyable and then immediately vilified anyone who enjoyed it…that’s kinda fucked up no???


So I actually saw a woman squirt last night, while bound up and being whipped with flogs that were on fire this BDSM shit is wild y’all. Not even sure what to make of all that.


One of my friends has a mom diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic, she joined a church that convinced her that Jesus would take away her need for medication. She stopped taking it and is off her rocker and missing.


What in the actual fucking hell made someone even stop to ask AI to do this

President Trump is the fighter America needs.

ACTBrigitte's tweet image. President Trump is the fighter America needs.


In my early 20s I used to masturbate before going to my girlfriends house so I could fuck her longer. If I did that now it might be a few hours before I can fuck again at all.


I can smell weakness in other males. I must break the habit of sizing everyone up not everyone is a threat.


The church teaches that sex is bad and should be frowned upon thereby completely screwing everybody the minute they walk in


I totally had sex with somebody’s grandmother at the Renaissance fair, and now she keeps texting me and quite honestly I don’t mind


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