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@wiseaus

wiseau, as in tommy. she/they, 30s. hockey (SJS, NYI, CBJ-ish, etc.). dungeon master. nonsense purveyor. banner by @argodeonn! #bluehairdontcare

i was a sharks fan when our captain joe thornton said on-mic if he ever scored 4 goals in a game that he’d have his c*ck out, stroking it

shoutout to the people who were sharks fans when their captain was logan couture who got punched for being a trumpie in toronto lmao



favorite part of this is that they cut away on the jumbotron and when they cut back he had $200

Whoever this Sharks fan is deserves free season tickets

IslesDen's tweet image. Whoever this Sharks fan is deserves free season tickets


missing @themaine… 8123 fest cannot come soon enough


we love to neg players through the tv in the most affectionate possible way in order to get them to score

Whoever this Sharks fan is deserves free season tickets

IslesDen's tweet image. Whoever this Sharks fan is deserves free season tickets


i’m funny sometimes

Whoever this Sharks fan is deserves free season tickets

IslesDen's tweet image. Whoever this Sharks fan is deserves free season tickets


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On this day one year ago, a Boston police officer fell feet first out of the metal slide at the City Hall Plaza playground.


cats whenever anything mildly inconvenient happens:

wiseaus's tweet image. cats whenever anything mildly inconvenient happens:

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GMs handing out term on July 1st

DimFilipovic's tweet image. GMs handing out term on July 1st

.@SanJoseSharks scavenger hunt success!

wiseaus's tweet image. .@SanJoseSharks scavenger hunt success!

my traditional, annual game 1 of the #stanleycupfinal poutine from scratch!

wiseaus's tweet image. my traditional, annual game 1 of the #stanleycupfinal poutine from scratch!

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Himmel is not a grown ass man, she is a 1 year old snow leopard. Let her be full of whimsy.

grown ass man fooling around, go get a job you freeloader



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THE MAINE.


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As if they’re separate.

I love men they’re only ever thinking about sports or existential dread



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Not a lot of #SJSharks fans know this, but Macklin Celebrini’s nickname is actually “Chester”. #SJSharks #DubNation

SnipeCity420's tweet image. Not a lot of #SJSharks fans know this, but Macklin Celebrini’s nickname is actually “Chester”. 

#SJSharks #DubNation

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double proposal at a pwhl game is just so over the top comically gay its like a family guy bit this is incredible congratulations to the very happy couple

THEY BOTH SAID YES 💍 Congratulations to Gaby and Nicole on their engagement!! 💚



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so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww


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