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wiseau, as in tommy. she/they, 30s. hockey (SJS, NYI, CBJ-ish, etc.). dungeon master. nonsense purveyor. banner by @argodeonn! #bluehairdontcare
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i was a sharks fan when our captain joe thornton said on-mic if he ever scored 4 goals in a game that he’d have his c*ck out, stroking it
favorite part of this is that they cut away on the jumbotron and when they cut back he had $200
we love to neg players through the tv in the most affectionate possible way in order to get them to score
i’m funny sometimes
On this day one year ago, a Boston police officer fell feet first out of the metal slide at the City Hall Plaza playground.
GMs handing out term on July 1st
Himmel is not a grown ass man, she is a 1 year old snow leopard. Let her be full of whimsy.
grown ass man fooling around, go get a job you freeloader
As if they’re separate.
I love men they’re only ever thinking about sports or existential dread
Not a lot of #SJSharks fans know this, but Macklin Celebrini’s nickname is actually “Chester”. #SJSharks #DubNation
double proposal at a pwhl game is just so over the top comically gay its like a family guy bit this is incredible congratulations to the very happy couple
THEY BOTH SAID YES 💍 Congratulations to Gaby and Nicole on their engagement!! 💚
so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww
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